You see, I go to a extra curricular summer camp at a college in Daytona, FL every year. One day I was walking down a hall to a bathroom. I open the door just to shriek at I saw. The toilet was on fire! The janitor walked up to me to see what happened. His gaze kept switching from me, to the toilet, and then the floor. He finally crouched down to the floor and yelled in a stern voice: "Dang it Satan! I said to flush the toilet, so we could all use it! Now I got to clean this up!" The man stood up grabbed a mop and proceeded to beat the fire as he muttered under his breath. One thing was for curtain: I was never using the toilet again.
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