You know how some people have birthmarks? Well, those birthmarks mean that when you were a child "the people" who take children and replace them with robotic replicas failed. if you have a birthmark you were lucky and they failed trying to steal you. Anyone who doesn't have a birthmark you shouldn't trust.
(I've got one on my butt that looks like a T-rex, so I'm good!)
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HumorFrom Satan not flushing the toilet to my male cousin being pregnant, I have short stories from my life
