One of my friends had a stalker at our school who came up hugged her everyday. One day I got sick of it and started shielding her from him. I would wrestle him away and scream things like "Go away, you kitty licking pervert!". One day I bent over my friend to see what she was doing on her phone. He came up to us screaming "my friend!" and attacked us trying to hug her. I wrestled him away and by the time he was walking off I yelled after him "watch your back you perverted gay sex pixie!" That was just the right for everyone to stop what they were doing and stare at us in silence, even the physical education coach. The boy got red in the face and turned away running to his class.
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