Me and two of my friends were sitting in PE and talking when a boy walked by us. "Have you ever noticed how big his butt is?" I blurted out. "No... why would I even- holy cow he does have a big butt!" One of my friends said. We continued to watch him walk around as we conversed over his voluptuous buttocks. He turned to the side and bent down to pick something up. I grabbed my friends arm and screamed at the top of my lungs "LOOK AT THE SIDE VEIW!!" If he had heard me he didn't care.
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(Authors note)
I am currently dating the guy in this story. I wrote this a year ago so I guess it's a coincidence.
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Holy flunk
HumorFrom Satan not flushing the toilet to my male cousin being pregnant, I have short stories from my life
