As we were walking to the mall, I couldn't believe who I saw.
HERBERT THE PERVERT.
OMG HES DADDY!1!1!1!1
"Hey little boy~" He had this old man voice, "Want to go to my house with me to get a popsicle?" He winked and I blushed.
But Jacob stopped me.
"EW HES A PEDO!1!1!1!" Jacob screamed and I knew he was jealous.
But Shrek came.
"I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!!" I screamed and ran all the way to Quahog (however its spelt) TO HERBERT DA PERVERT'S HOUSE.
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shrek x ellis
De Todo"Shrek! Do you want-" Donkey got caught off by walking in on the two. "DONKEY! GET OUT!"
