Haruhi's Doppelgänger OHSHC *UNDERREVISION*

PHONE CALL

Haruhi P.O.V.

(Call with RIHU/RAHU)

Hey Ruhi, you still look like me?

I don't know what they told you in America Rihu/Rahu, but I'm still older.

Pish-Posh. Anyways, did you do anything to your face?

Well, I have to wear contact lenses now. I'll tell you later about that. I cut my hair too.

Those darn kids, putting gum in your beautiful hair. Oh well, I've always wanted to cut my hair. Send me picture.

OK, but why?

We are still identical, you know. I want to mess with dad!

Oh, alright.

And I'm kind of glad you wear contacts. Your glasses were the only thing that was different between us. Well, that and bra size.

*sigh* are you still teasing me for being "bigger"? Because, I am older...

Oh well, what are you now?

I'll have to text you. I'm surrounded by perverts.

HEY! WE AREN'T PERVERTS! Just interested...
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BOSS GET OUT THE CORNER.

Ummmm. Should I be concerned?

Again, I'll tell you later. Besides, they don't even know who I'm talking to.

They don't know about me? *dramatic gasp* Should I be offended?

It never came up.

SO YOUR LITTLE TWIN SISTER NEVER CAME UP!?

Shoosh don't be so loud. There is one person who knows, but he knows everything about everyone sooooo.......

Oh alright, but I expect a grand introduction when I return.

Nothing less for you.

One more thing, that sounded like a lot of boys...

Well, there are six but really only three are quote unqoute interested.

Do boys still propose their love to you everyday?

Not since I cut my hair.

Alright bye. I love you sis.

Love you too.

(Call ended)

" DADDY WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOU JUST SAID I LOVE YOU TO! YOU HAVING A BOYFRIEND IS UNACCEPTABLE! ESPECIALLY WITHOUT TELLING ME!" Tamaki-senpai cried out, now well out of his corner.

"If you were my real father, you'd know who I just I love you to." I retorted in a monotonous tone.

"TT~TT"

"Look, I have to get home and prep my room."

"HARUHIIIIIII-"

I slammed the door in Tamaki-senpai's face and rolled my eyes.

I started to walk home. I have to make sure here is enough room for Harihu/Hirahu to sleep.

Oh, I'm so happy she's back.