Haruhi's Doppelgänger OHSHC *UNDERREVISION*

HOST CLUB

Third P.O.V.

(On a call between Haruhi and Harihu/Hirahu)

Harihu/Hirahu, dad and I are at the airport to pick you up. How was your flight from America?

It was so loooooooooongggggah.

*chuckles* whatever rihu/rahu. Where are you right now?

I'm at gate (number).

OK.

(Call ended)

"OK dad," Haruhi starts. "Harihu/Hirahu is at gate (number) Let's split up to find her."

"Oh, I MISS MY BABY SO MUCH."

"Dad, I miss her too, now let's go."

As Mr. Fujioka begins to lose his daughter in the crowded airport, he smiles.

"There's my girl."

Then he screams out to her, "CAN YOU GET ME A TEA?"

He starts walking in another direction.

He finds Harihu/Hirahu, though he can't tell since Harihu/Hirahu cut her hair and picked out the same outfit as Haruhi to mess him up.

"Ah, Haruhi, you found Harihu/Hirahu's bags. Where is Harihu/Hirahu though?"

Harihu giggles, "dad, I'm Harihu/Hirahu."

She points behind her father," that's Ruhi."

"Dad, I got your tea."

Mr. Fujioka chuckles and shakes his head, "you girls are something else."

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Once the girls got home and accustomed themselves, they bombarded each other with questions.

(A/N - im gonna color code it cuz I'm lazy so yeah.

Haruhi is italics
Harihu/Hirahu is underlined

Ok? Ok)

So, were you bullied?

Yeah, they struck a post-it on my back that said "made in China"

And then?

Oh I found out and gave them a piece of my mind.

Oh brother.

Anyways, were you bullied?

A little, I suppose. This girl through my bag in a pond, took passive digs at my wealth, then accused me of trying to assault her.

Is everything fine now? Do I need to give her a piece of my mind?

No, the host club took care of it. Though, I don't understand why they poured water on us.

This host club.....

I'll tell you more about them later.

Oh, alright. Have you had your first kiss yet?

No, you?

Nah. Boyfriend?

Not allowed. Got six boys on my back to make sure I don't get one. Then there's dad. How about you?

Well, almost. I had a crush in this boy, but he was cheating on his girlfriend so I said no and told her.

Ok, cool. What's the best thing you've tasted in America?

Pizza. What's the best thing you've had here, you know since you go to a rich school.

Hey, you do too you know. But I pack my lunch.

Cool.

We should go to bed. I can't afford the uniform but luckily I got an extra one from that host club so you can wear that tomorrow. Now I'm gonna have to see those idiots.

How do you think they'll react when they see me?

The same way dad did- blissful affection.

They really are idiots, huh.

Yep.