Band Jokes 5

What Happened In Cape Town

Ryan: *bursts into the room, panting*
Brendon, there's something I gotta tell you

Brendon: yeah?

Ryan: Brendon, we've known eachother since we were teenagers. We've seen eachother at our worst, supported eachother and come this far. You've always been there for me, Brendon. You gave your voice for my words and brought meaning to my life. I know I haven't always been the easiest person to be with, but you accepted me for what I am and helped me be a better person. Our relationship has had its ups and downs but cuddling with you here on the tour bus at 3am, talking about our future, is what really matters in the end. So Brendon, maybe this is too early, but I hope you feel the same way. I know it'll change our relationship completely, but there's something I'd like to say.

Brendon: *tears streaming down his cheeks* Oh Ryan.. I can't believe you're finally proposing

Ryan: no actually I'm leaving the band bye