Band Jokes 5

You Asked , I Answered !!

Why are you so awesome ?
Idk man maybe it's my natural swaggy-ness

What's your favorite song at the moment ?
It is big and long and dangerous to put inside your mouth OOOO

Do you have any pets ? If so , what are their names ?
I have 4 cats (lol 3 are not really mine they're my mom's boyfriend's but im stealing 'em) and the names we've given to them are: Pussywillow , Cat Cobain , Paul McCatney , and Jeremy Catbyn .

If you could choose between Patrick Stump or Tyler Joseph who would you choose and why ?
Patrick , obviously .

Opinion on Sarah Urie ?
Not a big fan of her . Don't start giving me the whole "ur just mad bc she's brendon's wife and ur not" and "omfg get over the ryden thing he's with sarah now" shit because that has nothing to do with my dislike for her .

List of all social media accounts .
Tumblr: @homosexualyogurt is my main , and @beatlesfuckerryan is my panic! blog
Twitter: @_lthrmth_
Snapchat: @fuckboy.urie
Kik: @falloutboysuck
I used to have instagram but i deleted it. Also , all social media links are in my bio !!

Can we be friends ?
Well yeah we can ... but are you ready for the problematic mess that is Cecilia Rose Tyler ?

Give us your best parody of Closer by The Chainsmokers .
so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain't ever out of season we ain't ever out of season

It took my like an hour to come up with that and the sad thing is that's not my best .

Are you the weird dad , the wine mom , the vodka aunt , or the emo cousin ?
im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

Are you a Jimin or Sehun stan ?
Jimin stan , honestly .

how do sehun stans deal with sehun, like one second he's giggling and being cute with his hyungs and the next thing you know he is sitting half naked as water sprays over his head and soaking his shirt so that we see his abs through his shirt while he sits there stoically like are y'all ok

How do you come up with this gold ?
It's what happens when you run on nothing but coffee every day , get 0 sleep , and chug a 10 pack of 5-hour energy from time to time .

What's your secret to being so perfect ?
I organize my life at 3am what's yours ?

How do you feel about mentally ill people who use manipulation and such to abuse people ?
one of my ex-girlfriends was like this , and i'm telling you it was not fun. if i didn't reply to her right away she'd start that i didn't want her anymore and then she'd bring her illness into it and guilt trip me. i'm mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they're a product of your mental illness. you don't get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you're mentally ill! you don't! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it's okay to say things like "manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other" oh my god. Don't fucking do that

Do you want Patrick to shove his fedora up your asshole ?
I want Andy to shove his drum sticks up my ass .

Scorpius Malfoy or Albus Potter ?
Literally Scorpius Malfoy in the form of a teenage lesbian .

Do you believe some mental illnesses are superior to others ?
What's with all the mental illness questions ?
mental illness is not a competition. it doesn't matter if others have "worse" or more prominent symptoms than you. it's different for everyone. you are valid, and you're working to improve; that's beautiful.

How did you react to The Six Thatchers ?
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

Message to John Watson after TST ?
John honey sweetie darling baby love get your shit together and go talk to your boyfriend

What would Jordan Dreyer smell like ?
Probably pine cones and vanilla tbh .
i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed.....what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

Do you think it's okay to be embarrassed over your past self ?
if you're embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you've grown. you've educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I'd deck 2011 me right in the face .

All right that's all of them , thank you to those of you who commented and pm'ed me your questions . Also thank you to Xx_Breebo_Urie_xX  for using my pronouns when answering someone's question ! Thanks , love !