Band Jokes 5

Why Ryan Ross Is Probably The Most Relatable Person Ever

- He used to be a huge Mcr and Fall Out Boy fanboy
- He collected merch, met them after concerts
- Got his ears gauged as a teen
- He used to wear eyeliner.
- Voluntarily did loads of intricate makeup
- He's had lots of very emo haircuts
- Took bad selfies and posted them on the internet
- Ran a blog on LiveJournal
- Didn't fit in at school
- Didn't get along with his family
- He was kinda (very) pretentious
- He wrote emo lyrics about his life
- Desperately wanted to get out of his town
- Insecure about his appearance, his voice
- Into dark themed books/movies
- Tends to fall down/injure himself
- Has a unique fashion sense that a lot of people would call weird
- He likes playing instruments
- Genuinely likes reading and writing
- Takes regrettable decisions
- He really likes getting into specific aesthetics
- He's dyed/highlighted his hair (black,blue, green, silver)
- Likes dressing up and costumes
- Awkward as Fuck
- He wears a single earring these days
- Likes using emojis
- He likes animals more than people
- He's painfully underappreciated

He's been through everything we experience. And I just. Yeah.