Band Jokes 5

the signs as 'life on the murder scene' moments

aries: "better stay on that side of the street, motherfucker. i'll knock you out."
taurus: frank trying to take a shower by the fence on warped tour
gemini: their adoration for new jersey/anytime they mention something about how grimy it is
cancer: ray putting his hand in a cupcake during a serious talk and thinking it's hilarious
leo: the kickball game - "easy peasy pumpkin peasy. pumpkin pie, motherfucker!"
virgo: mikey straightening his hair on the bus and complaining about being recorded
libra: "i'm sick of seeing my face but i'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's my fucking face"
scorpio: almost drowning on the ghost of you set - "when my balls got wet, that's when i got scared"
sagittarius: the band forgetting ray at the truck stop and driving away
capricorn: when they sell 11,000 records and mikey says his mom probably bought 10,999 of them
aquarius: gerard getting kicked out of his old band for not knowing how to play sweet home alabama on guitar
pisces: gerard reminiscing about playing peter pan as a kid - "everything i had built, i had ruined"