The Succubus Fail

Chapter 1: Definitions

Chapter 1

Definitions

succubus

noun

a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

The definition for succubus is incredibly wrong. I have never and will never have sexual intercoarse with a sleeping man. No offence dictionary but that is incredibly gross, I just cringe at the thought. And FWI neither has any other succubus I have ever met has either, so you have been wrongly informed. Why would even think we would have to do that when all we have to is smile and flutter our eyelashes a little and your soul is basically ours. I suggest you correct your mistake immediately and find a better information source.

Regards,

Raven, A real succubus.

I sighed looking down at the letter I was required to write as an English assignment. Luckily our English teacher was incredibly lazy, our assignments could be done by fifth graders. Not good for our education but was an incredibly easy class to pass. We were assigned to find the name of our species in the English dictionary and write if we agreed with the definition or not in the form of a letter. I almost cried when I saw the definition they pinned to our species, it basically made us out to be rapist (Which we weren't). I would never live that down, monsters are already teasing me about it. 

A note hit my desk making me come out of my thoughts. I glanced around to see who threw it but everyone was either quietly chatting, actually doing work or staring at their crotches. Just to clarify they were staring at the phones and not their uh, crotches. I couldn't see anyone who was staring at me or was obviously avoiding looking at me so I cautiously unraveled the note.

Please don't visit my boyfriends room tonight. Rapist.

I heard giggling behind me as the note turned to ash and blew away to join the others.  I squished the need to jump out of my seat and rip the kelpie to pieces. Bitch freaking drowned people for pleasure, I would be doing the world a favor by ridding it of her. Before I made my decision of making the world a better a place, my phone vibrated and I joined the group of the class which were staring at their crotches. It was marked as an unknown number. How curious.

You can visit me tonight. But I won't be sleeping. ;)

I luckily stopped my self from melting my phone.

*

I wish I could say my day got better but it didn't. It really sucked being the only succubus at a school for monsters since we were the 'sluts' of all monsters. But if you were an Incubus (Male version of succubi) you were basically the most awesome thing to walk the freaking planet. Luckily we only had one incubus and he is the most hottest, arrogant, narcissistic douche bag I have ever met. If we had two I honestly think I would throw myself off an extremely high place. But if you were a succubus, it was you against the world. Monsters were a bunch of sexist arses. 

My final class was science, which all I did was doodle through my book. I was on a detailed drawing of a kelpie being murdered by an extremely sexy succubus when our books were called up for the teacher to mark. I proudly handed mine up with a smile which my teacher in turn glared at me. I guess I should mention that I'm failing almost all my classes. Not because I'm your stereotypical beauty with no brains, but because I am probably one of the laziest creatures you will ever meet. Also when given a pen and paper all I do is draw, screw work when I can sketch anything I want to.

"Detention" he growled, baring his teeth. I resisted the urge to gag at the smell of his breath that went perfectly with his stench of wet dog. I hated werewolves. With a tight smile I grabbed my book back and sped out of the classroom before he could stop me.

Detention wasn't on my schedule.