This some of my favourite kinda funny and silly love quotes
Read . Laugh. Enjoy
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Boy: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name."
Girl: "Superman? Ironman?"
Boy: "YOURMAN!!" \
When Elmo isn't ticklish, and pooh bear hates honey, when tigger stops bouncing, and goofy isn't
funny. When peter pan can't fly, and simba never roars, when Alice in wonderland can't fit through
tiny little doors. When dumbo's ears are small, and happily ever after isn't true..that's when i'll stop
loving you
did you know that when a penguin found its mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?
.......❤ be my penguin
your the *coca* to my *cola* your the *race* to my *car* your the *macaroni* to my *cheese* your the
*Wal* to my *Mart* but most of all.... your the *keys* to my *heart*
Be my genius and help me with my homework, Be my ninja and kick all those d!ckheads a**ses Be
my teddy bear and snuggle with me Be my therapist and listen to my problems Be my teacher and
help me learn Be my drug and keep me high Be my star and make my wishes come true Be my o
ne and only and never ever go...
I love you more than SpongeBob loves jelly fishing, Sandy love karate, Mr.Krabs loves money, and
Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like Plankton needs the Karbby Patty secret formula.
This is one isn"t really a quote but oh well:
Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so..the boy
wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READBETWEENTHE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers)
So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet.... :)
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Love quotes and sayings
RomanceLike the title explains its love quotes and sayings. Some with make you laugh or cry on how sweet it is and sometimes both at the same time, some of them i will make up while others will be what i have heard or found. Also some funny pickup lines.