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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
The male definition of L-O-V-E … Life’s Often Very Expensive
How do you know if you love someone? If they snore, belch, fart, and forget your birthday, and you still want to be with them, you’re probably in love. Unless it’s a dog. They are not great at remembering birthdays
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked
When you get married you know you finally found the speical person you wanna annoy for the rest of your life.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
I love one direction they are amaZAYN, thier singing is phenomeNIALL because they are so extraordinHARRY and fabuLOUIS. They are simply brilLIAM.
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Love quotes and sayings
RomanceLike the title explains its love quotes and sayings. Some with make you laugh or cry on how sweet it is and sometimes both at the same time, some of them i will make up while others will be what i have heard or found. Also some funny pickup lines.
