Rachie: Hey Juby! Merry Christmas you capitalist pig, oink oink!
Juby: Oh hey Rachie! Guess what?
Rachie: What?
Juby: I found a letter written for us!
Rachie: Why does it look...sticky?
Juby: Let's see what it says.."Rachie then threw Juby to the bed.."
Rachie: JUBY NO!
Juby: "And then she whispered, 'Hail Hydra'"
Anthong: Oh sorry, that's mine.
Rachie: Figures.
Juby: But it says the author is "ThirstyHunnieBooBoo95".
Anthong: Um? I don't go around judging your hobbies!
Rachie: Guys, seriously, we need to cleanse our souls..
Juby: Yeah! Let's do it with a Christmas song!
Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go laughing all the way HAHAHA
Bells on bob tail ring making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Anthong: Okay, that was cute, but why was I left out? Is it because of all the emojis I use because I CAN'T HELP THAT!
Kura: Hey, I was left out too!
Juby: Kura, how long have you been here?
Kura: If I told you, you'd just be sad.
Rachie: I have depression and crave death, try me.
Anthong: High five!
Kura: Seconded.
Juby: Thirded.
Kura: Ah, wouldn't it be great if Santa actually gave us what we wanted this year?
Rachie: Yeah, what do you guys usually put down?
Anthong: Mental stability but also a sugar daddy and mentaiko merch.
Kura: Life without depression, a Sonic pillow, and white privilege.
Juby: Puppies dressed in people clothes. What about you Rachie?
Rachie: I already have everything I could ever want right here.
Juby: Aww!
Rachie: ...I was talking about my Netflix subscription...
Anthong: That's our Rachie!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fannie Bright, was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank and we, we got upshot
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Kura: I wonder if we can ever take anything seriously?
Rachie: I'm always serious when it comes to memes.
Anthong: I'm serious about love gems.
Juby: No guys, don't you see what he's saying? We need to have a "moment" like where we slow down and talk from the heart!
Rachie: Oh, like they do in anime! (Kyaa kawaii desu!)
Anthong: Rachie, not everything is Chinese cartoons.
Juby: I think it'd be best for you to start this one Kura...
Kura: *ahem* Hey kids, I know this year has been full of many ups and downs..
Juby: So the Unholy Quartet would like to wish you a heartfelt happy holidays!
Anthong: And whatever happens this December, just remember:
Rachie: We were all supposed to die in 2012!
Group: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh! (x2)
We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Santa Claus to coming to town.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Santa Claus to coming to town.
Lalala lalala (x100)
Video/Lyrics: JubyPhonic
Singers: JubyPhonic, Rachie, Anthong, Kuranii
~Kris534
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