The Song

A Vengeful Spin Off

"Your book?" I ask, "What's going on? Who are you?"

"My name is Uncannoned," the man explains, "and I am a new being made from the broken souls of Death, Reaper, and Antihero. I was tricked into destroying this world by Nathan and was thrown into the void where I was saved by Null, entity of logic. Now, I've returned to get even with Nathan and save this timeline."

"What's your book called?" I ask.

"Noncanon," Uncannoned replies, "but as I said, this one is too. This side plot always had a larger focus on me. My book I three times the length of this one. Listen, Edgar-"

"It's Ed," I correct.

"Ed," he replies, "you've done all you needed too. Now, I can take it from here."

Uncannoned grips his crimson baseball bat. "I'm going to erase Nathan."

Erase? No. No, I can't allow it. Erasing someone, it's just wrong. I can't let Uncannoned erase Nathan, no matter how much of an ass Nathan is.

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that," I reply.

"Maybe I didn't make it clear," Uncannoned grips his bat, "I have the power of some of your favorite creations Ed, and I have a weapon made from the Tree of Life itself. If you get in my way, I will kill you and save this world alone. Nathan must pay for his crimes."

"I won't let you erase anyone," I reply, "if we get him to the canonverse, he won't be a threat anymore. Please, let me handle this."

"How about this?" Uncannoned suggests, "you tell me one good thing Nathan did for me, just one, and I'll let him live."

"When you were in the void," I inquire, "did you end up in a ship?"

Uncannoned turns away.

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't," he replies, "they gotta read my book to learn my story."

"Here's a less spoiler filled question," I reply, "would you exist if he hadn't try to kill you?"

"Fair point," Uncannoned replies, "fine, I'll stick to my word. Let's end this."

Nathan approaches. "Who in the Hell is this kid?" He asks.

"I'm Uncannoned," Uncannoned replies, "the amalgamation of the three you tricked into destroying the void, and making it truly empty. I've come back with a vengeance! Prepare to die!"

Uncannoned lunges at Nathan. This is it. It all comes down to this...