Omg! Finally bitches!!! I'm so watching Lights out later and I'm fucking terrified! Anyone else thing that movie looked bat shit on TV? No. Just me? Oh I see how it is. I'm not a pussy! I just sleep in the dark.
--------------fuckme!!!-------------- Andrew
This shit is fucking disgusting.
Since Hannah is my friend, I got stuck with picking up the bloody tampons while Mr. she-is-ur-friend sits on the couch and watches anime.
I pick up another of the offending pieces of cotton, examining it. How do women go through this shit every month. It makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
Wait.
I get closer to the drenched piece of cotton and take a big stiff. I look at it in confusion, then get up and walk to Briar.
I held the used tampon in front of his face, and he jumped backward and yelped.
"Get that damn thing away from my face!" I snicker a little at his reaction.
"Just smell it dip shit! Put the dog nose to use!" I yell back. He doesn't look any more willing to get close the the object dangling in front of his face.
I pinch the bridge of my nose. "Just smell the damn thing. It smells off." I say.
He doesn't look willing, but he leans forward and takes a whiff. His nose scrunched up in disgust.
"What do you smell?"
He looked at me, then back to the tampon. "It smells synthetic." He states. I nod because I smelled it too. The tampon had the underlining smell of manufactured chemicals.
Oh...My....God!
I face palm at my stupidity. Briar looks at me oddly.
"You know how Hannah is a vampire?" He nods. "What is the one substance that vampires don't have?" It takes him a while to get what I was asking, but when he did he looked back at the tampon with his mouth hanging open.
"Blood!"
I nod and scoot closer to him, reaching up and closing his mouth. "Close your mouth. You'll catch flies." I snicker again.
"So all this damn blood is fake?" I nod.
"Wow. She really got us though." He said sheepishly. I reach up and scratch the back of my neck with a smile just screaming with embarrassment.
"That she did, Briar. That she did."
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College experience
RomanceAndrew isn't your normal 20 year old teenage boy. Unless of course you consider being a direct dissident from the Vampire King Dracula himself. Gifted with the ability to fly, all he wants to do is make music. Ooo, did I mention that he's gay? Briar...
