YuGiOh DM Shipping Drabbles

Thief: New Year

"A new year, a new me!" 

"You know that's absolute bullshit, Marik."

Bakura and Marik glanced at each other, one enjoying the company, and the other not so much.

"What's that supposed to mean, Bakura?" Marik was slightly pouting now, but Bakura didn't seem to care.

"You've spent the past few days robbing stores-"

"Presents for friends!"

"-setting things on fire-"

"Warmth for the wild animals!"

"-and picking fights with random people."

"They were being grinches!"

"Marik you can't fight people three times your size."

"The hell I can't! That guy ran far from me!"

"That's when I appeared with a knife, Marik.

Marik looked at Bakura for a moment before huffing, and crossing his arms to give off the childish effect. 

"You aren't guilting me into anything."

"I'll fight you."

"At Yugi's party? I seriously doubt you'd fight in front of an old man, Marik. Not even I have fallen so low."

"You knocked him out with the Ring, Bakura!"

"That was the old me. Remember? New year, new me."

"Forget it!" Marik stomped off somewhere in the Game Shop that was hosting a New Year's party to several of Yugi's friends in an attempt to escape Bakura. It was quite hilarious being able to get under the Egyptian's skin so easily.

Bakura, that was petty.

Ryou, you're quite petty yourself.

That was one prank!

Mhm.

Give me my body back!

After I get drunk.

Bakura!!

Bakura snickered to himself before seeking out Marik. It probably wouldn't be that hard, seeing that Marik was extremely loud and clumsy. For someone who had grown up in a tomb, it was a surprise he wasn't dead yet with his stumbling around.

"Oh Marik~" Bakura called. He'd probably hear the little bugger laugh or something in a moment. "Where are you?"

Farther down the hall, Bakura heard a box fall. Assuming it was Marik, Bakura crouched down to scare the hell out of him. Creeping up to the box, he jumped out and yelled, which caught a very unaware Mr. Muto by surprise.

"BOY! One of these days, you kids will give me a heart attack! Can't a man stock his shelves in peace?"

Bakura stared at the short man for a moment before regaining himself. That was a surprise to both of them.

"Sorry, I'm looking for a friend."

"A friend you say? Aren't you meaning your boyfriend?"

"Okay this was a nice talk BYE!"

Bakura practically ran from the room into another hallway. He hadn't been to this part of the house before. 

I wonder what the old man hides in here?

Bakura! Snooping is bad!

Like how you snooped in the changing rooms at school?

THE COACH ASKED ME TO CHECK IF ALL THE GIRLS HAD GOTTEN CHANGED!