Dark Lunatic Love♡

Worst singing

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I was woken up by some ridiculous singing from the bathroom. Dean.I got up from the couch and made my way to the bathroom door.I took out my phone and started recording what Dean is singing.Finally, something to scare him off from blockmailing me. I can finally make my way out of this.He sounds like a screaming cat." Oh bagel, bagel. how was i supposed to know.. " Dean sings from the bathroom.I tried not to laugh as he sings Baby One More Time by Britney Spears in misheard stupid lyrics.If you don't know that song, then what are you doing with your life?" Hey, barbie! Lets go potty! " he sings again" Boom Clap! the sound of my thighs! this pizza's so good nom nom nom nom nom! "Oh.My.God. This guy is killing me!" Got a long list of Starbucks lovers... "and the song changes to.. " I never hit so hard in love. all i wanted was to break your walls, all you ever did was RAPE me.. yeah you. you RAPE me. "I can't control myself so i burst out of laughing anyway.A few minutes later, Dean comes out of the bathroom and i'm still laughing so hard." What's so funny? " he asks as he raises one eyebrow." Oh my gosh! You look like The Rock! " i ignored his question and continued laughing." Let me guess. you we're snooping on me. you DIRTY SNOOPER. " he smirks." Am not! "" Then what are you laughing at? "" Okay. okay. fine. " i said as i try not to laugh." Tell me! "" Number 1. You sound like a screaming cat. so, never do that again. Number 2. You were singinga pop remix of stupid, embarrassing, dumb misheard lyrics. "" and Number 3? "" I recorded it! Nanananana! " i laugh as i raise my phone." Or not. " he smirks as he takes my phone and he starts running." Dean! " i yell as i start chasing him." Yeah. What's up? " he says as he continues running." Give me back my freaking phone! "" Gurrrrrrrl. you take more selfies than a white girl at Starbucks! " he girl talks as he runs around the couch." Dean! Give me back my phone! "" Why? "" Don't be stupid! I hate going around without a phone! Its like going around without a brain! "" Fine. i deleted the record anyways. " he says ashe gives me back my phone. i rolled my eyes and i took back my phone.I unlocked it and i got a notification. Its says:New Contact Added: Deanie Baby/Daddy. ;)Ha! You really think so? Let me change it.Contact name: Boo Boo Booty.Much better.

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