Bokuto & Kuroo's Talk Show

Oya? Oya, Oya? Oya, Oya, Oya?

Note: Hello! Here's my new Haikyuu!! fic, though, it doesn't look like one since it's more of a dialogue. I've done similar work before (Akatsuki's interview) and I thought why not do this to my favorite anime, Haikyuu!!

Anywho, I hope you guys would enjoy this! I know my English grammar hasn't improved, but I'm still working on it. If you guys want to send questions, please do so. I will include them in the next update. I will also write the two next guest so...

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

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Clapping sounds.

" Oh my gosh. It's on! Kuroo, the camera is on! Am I looking good right now? Am I showing too much manliness? Wait, hold on. Let me retouch my hair for a bit. "

"Bokuto, please stop. The camera is rolling. Say your introduction now."

" Introduction? We had such a thing? "

"Oh my fucking god, Bokuto. We practiced this last night! Not to mention, there's a ton of clipboard in front of us! Helping us if we ever get lost!"

" Kuroo: Good morning/evening. We're here to interview our precious setters ."

"That's my line!!"

" And since I read it already, let's all welcome our pretty setters! Our partner in crime! Our prince in setting the ball in the air for us to spike it and to score and to- "

"Welcome, Kozume Kenma-san and Akaashi Keiji-san."

" I was still talking?! "

" I knew it. Having Bokuto-san as the anchor man is like an actual anchor falling on top of our heads. "

"That was a pun, Akaashi."

" I'm sort of happy that you got my joke, Kuroo-san. "

" Somebody promised me a game. "

"And that was so random, Kenma."

" I would've stayed in my room and sleep. Instead, I got called in just to be interview? "

" I feel your pain, Kozume. "

" Akaashi! I never knew you were in pain?! "

" He's stupid, right? "

"Well, at least he took that role instead of me."

" We're dumber and dumbest, you kinky cat. "

" If may I ask, how can you both handle this show without getting suspended because of your nasty choice of words? "

"We're the interviewer here, Akaashi. Respect us!"

" Yeah! We can't let anyone suspend us! "

" The tv program can, Bokuto-san. "

" You wouldn't know! "

" I really want to go home. "

"Wait, wait, wait. Don't be bored yet! We haven't even begin!"

" There's too much lightning. And Bokuto-san's attitude irritates me. "

" Still got that sharp tongue, eh? "