Bokuto & Kuroo's Talk Show

Salty and Captain

Note: For the record, Tsukishima and I are very salty so I can relate to him lol Also, I tried with Shirabu... It's really hard to imagine him being talkative, though. Also, the setter thingy, I might update it on a later episode/chapter... For some reason lol Anyway, thank you for the people who sends those questions!

WARNING: Just a heads up... My English grammar is very lousy so please excuse it.

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

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" Haaa... "

" Haaa... "

"The show hasn't even started yet and you both are dead tired?"

" Being in this show already exhaust me. It's like draining my energy. "

" Same here. "

" Tsukki, you're talking like an old man. "

" Maybe I'm better off as an old man. "

"This brat is like an old man, indeed."

" Welcome back, viewers! ... Kuroo, we still got no title? "

"No, keep going."

" I'm Bokuto and this is Kuroo. "

"Hello."

" And we all feel like not doing anything... "

"Bokuto?!"

" Bokuto-san, I feel you in a spiritual way. "

" Why does everything feel so... dull? "

" Correction: It is already dull, it just got even more dull. "

"You guys gives off a weird aura. Anyway, not that I don't mind since Bokuto is awfully quiet, I shall continue this interview with feeling superior!"

" Kuroo-san, you are so unkind. "

" That was a word? "

" Yes. "

"You both are awfully... calm. I mean, Shirabu, he just defeated your team not too long ago."

" In Anime/Manga, Kuroo-san. "

"Yes, in Anime/Manga. But still, you lost."

" Not to worry. The next time we face, it'll be in the national and for sure, we will win. "

" That's the spirit, Shibabu! "

" It's Shirabu. "

" Same thing! "

"Perhaps this will be the most calmest episode."

" Aren't you guys going to interview us? "

"Yes, yes, that was the plan. But since you corrupted Bokuto's attitude in this episode, I can't help but to take drastic measure."

" What? What do you mean by that, Kuroo-san "

"Bokuto!"

" Yeah? "

"Akaashi just sent me a message... He said he missed your loud voice."