....hi- quan
bruh gtfo
Jisoos Krist Quan every singe fucking time istg ok onwards
-the offcial poTAEto
-TAEgirred 24/7
-JungSHOOK
-loyal hoe (sometimes, maybe)
-"Do you have any idea how hard it is to live on the same planet as Kim Taehyung? Like, I'm done with his r00d ass."
-"fite me. Come on, square up hoe." (will actually fite you m8)
-"What do you mean I can't marry Taehyung?"
-"HOLY JISOOS KRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS"
-turns into a piece of cotton candy when Taehyung is mentioned
-secretly writes smut but never publishes it because people claim to be "innocent" even though it's all lies
-likes winning
-can be an overachiever
-people fear me
-"My charm helps me in everyday life"
-"What do you mean I can't call them my babies because they're older?"
-mami is my real name ;)
-enjoys dancing to Reggaeton when no one is watching
-Taehyung
-claims to be Taehyung's wifey (cries)
-"Peruvian goddess" according to Yasmin
-music is the reason I'm still here
-tae kwon do makes me feel so alive
-too many nicknames
-still not over ex yet hates his guts (why are our birthdays so close?)
-Aquarius ftw
-very fluffy even though has a cold exterior
-tries glaring to scare but ends up making people laugh and 'aw'
-facial expressions cause people to lose their shit and choke idk why man
-eyeliner wings could cut a bitch
-single pringle
-questions why single since I'm so fab lol jk
-gives off iffy first impressions
-dasi run run run
-finds ways to incorporate kpop lyrics into conversations
-kpop references 25/8
-I'm like TT (too turnt lol jk don't kill em pls ty)
-will call you at 3 am to discuss shit about Tae
-cries over gorgeous Asian men
-Taehyung
-THIGHS
-LEGS
-JIBOOTY & SEBOOTY
-reads smut in spare time
-tries to be aesthetic and fails
-"I'm whipped"
-loves too hard for own good
-"Slay me"
-has indescribable nicknames for Tae
-"MY LITLE MASHED POTAETO"
-cinnamon bun (is one and enjoys them too)
-smol bean is everyone who's shorter than me aka only one person yay
-gets called tall but actually smol
-ok I'm too lazy to keep going so bye hoes
-nah jk
-lol gotcha
-k bye now
