Deez Nuts [Dessire]

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....hi- quan 

bruh gtfo

Jisoos Krist Quan every singe fucking time istg ok onwards

-the offcial poTAEto

-TAEgirred 24/7

-JungSHOOK

-loyal hoe (sometimes, maybe)

-"Do you have any idea how hard it is to live on the same planet as Kim Taehyung? Like, I'm done with his r00d ass."

-"fite me. Come on, square up hoe." (will actually fite you m8)

-"What do you mean I can't marry Taehyung?"

-"HOLY JISOOS KRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS"

-turns into a piece of cotton candy when Taehyung is mentioned

-secretly writes smut but never publishes it because people claim to be "innocent" even though it's all lies

-likes winning

-can be an overachiever

-people fear me

-"My charm helps me in everyday life"

-"What do you mean I can't call them my babies because they're older?"

-mami is my real name ;)

-enjoys dancing to Reggaeton when no one is watching

-Taehyung

-claims to be Taehyung's wifey (cries)

-"Peruvian goddess" according to Yasmin

-music  is the reason I'm still here

-tae kwon do makes me feel so alive

-too many nicknames

-still not over ex yet hates his guts (why are our birthdays so close?)

-Aquarius ftw

-very fluffy even though has a cold exterior

-tries glaring to scare but ends up making people laugh and 'aw'

-facial expressions cause people to lose their shit and choke idk why man

-eyeliner wings could cut a bitch

-single pringle

-questions why single since I'm so fab lol jk

-gives off iffy first impressions

-dasi run run run

-finds ways to incorporate kpop lyrics into conversations

-kpop references 25/8

-I'm like TT (too turnt lol jk don't kill em pls ty)

-will call you at 3 am to discuss shit about Tae

-cries over gorgeous Asian men

-Taehyung

-THIGHS

-LEGS

-JIBOOTY & SEBOOTY

-reads smut in spare time

-tries to be aesthetic and fails

-"I'm whipped"

-loves too hard for own good

-"Slay me"

-has indescribable  nicknames for Tae

-"MY LITLE MASHED POTAETO"

-cinnamon bun (is one and enjoys them too)

-smol bean is everyone who's shorter than me aka only one person yay

-gets called tall but actually smol

-ok I'm too lazy to keep going so bye hoes

-nah jk

-lol gotcha

-k bye now


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