Lots of people like to go on dates to like amusement parks, water parks, parks, parking lots, park jimin's, park chanyeol's, and parks.
Jk.
Most people [I guess] like outdoor dates and doing fun and energetic things.
Well...
I'm a very weird and different person so my ideal date goes a little something like this...
I don't like energetic, outdoor places. I like laying down and watching video's.
Today I went to a place called "Elevated Sports" and saw a couple happily bouncing on the trampolines and holding hands.
I was eating food and staring at them, thinking: Lol, yeah that's not me.
My ex was an athlete along with his brother. They say opposites attract but to be honest, it was just annoying.
He talked a lot about fishing, gardening [that one doesn't sound too bad, actually], jogging, playing sports, and picnics.
He wanted our first date to be on a canoe.
A wet canoe.
On the river.
With fishing supplies.
And the hot sun burning us to death.
That was his ideal date^^ I was trying to be nice so I was like, "Oh, that sounds nice... I don't know how to fish, though."
So he's all like, "No problem, I could teach you."
And that's where I was like: bye felicia.
My ideal date is staying at home.
My boyfriend would come over and we would bake sweets together in the kitchen.
The heater would be on [because I get cold very easily].
We would be in sweatpants and comfortable clothes.
After baking the sweets, we would decorate them and eat it during a nice movie on the sofa underneath a warm blanket and soft pillows behind us and around us.
Lights would be off [because who watches a movie with lights on amirite] and we would be bragging to our friends while we wait for the movie to start.
The movie that we would watch would most likely be romance/comedy [because I love romance].
I wouldn't have to worry about looking perfect because my ideal boy would compliment me anyway.
I would be cuddling him instead of my pillow while we share a plate of nacho's and Taco Bell, which of course he bought before coming.
When it gets to the romantic or cheesy parts, we would be frozen and awkward but I would make a joke and we would laugh.
He would kiss my head and give me the rest of the food because I'm fucking hungry and this bitch needs to give me his food.
After the movie, we would be sleepy ass mofo's and we would turn off the TV, then go upstairs to my room and sleep.
[Btw, he needs to clean the mess because fuck bitches get money he loves me lol jk]
We would wake up the next morning at like fucking 11 because we're sleepy ass mofo's.
I would be like: Fuck you, we left a mess downstairs.
And he would clean the place while I sat down and used my phone.
Afterwards, I'd kick his ass out and give him a kiss right before he walks off.
Yeah. Um.
Obviously that's what I want to happen when I'm in college and stuff.
I believe in finding "The One" So I hope it actually works hahaha.
Welp that's my ideal date+ next morning.
I want pizza. Bye bye~
~Makotofangirl11
