Dad: Can you get me a drink?
Kid: Cola or Pepsi?
Dad: Cola
Kid: Normal or Dietary?
Dad: Normal
Kid: Bottle or can?
Dad: Bottle
Kid: 1L or 0.5L
Dad: Screw it just get me water!
Kid: Normal or Carbonated?
Dad: Normal!
Kid: Warm or Cold?
Dad: Get out!!!
Kid: Now or Later?
Dad: I am going to kill you
Kid: Knife or gun?
Dad: Gun
Kid: Head or Body?
Dad: -_-
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