Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)

Bye Bye Legout!

Hey guys! Eli here and today-

*Everyone but Hange, Annie, Eren, Mikasa, and Levi hide behind a table*

Guys... Why are u hiding? IS THERE A SNAKE!

Sasha: Y~ Y~ Your face...

What's wrong with my face?

Connie: have you ever thought about putting makeup on?

No why? *grabs mirror*

Holy sh*t! *covers mouth* did I just curse?

Everyone: yeah.

Oh f*ck me. *covers mouth again* I just did it again, didn't I?

Everyone: yeah

What happened last night?

Hange: demon happened.

Oh great! My inner demon came out! Why Shad why? Why did I have to be your daughter?

Armin: what's all the commotion?

Armin! Glad your here! We need to-

Everyone: *blushes deep red* ARMIN!

Armin: What?

A- Armin. Y- your a- *starts to nose bleed*

Armin: I'm a what? *looks at wall mirror*

Armin: Holy f*ck! What happened to me! I'm a demon of some sort! I even got the tail!

*Sasha, Ymir, and Mikasa faint*

Armin: What the f*ck is happening! *turns around*

*Annie, Hange, Historia, and I start to blush deep red and nosebleed*

Ying: Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. I got lost in- Armin! *blushes*

Hange: Ying! You're here!

Ying: here at the wrong time!

Armin: Ying I am so sorry! I don't know what happened to me! My hair! Its short!

A- Armin. Calm down. We'll solve this later. Right now, Ying has a dare for us.

Ying: Yes! Of course! *takes out axe* I dare everyone to Kill Legout!

Legout: No!!!!

Everyone: Yes!!!

Yes! Demon time!

Ha+ An: NO!

Why not?

Ha+An: You almost died!

Annie: I had to call your boyfriend.

Ying: Ha! Eli has a boyfriend!

*blushes* No I do not! He's just a friend...

Armin: Laurence came?

Hange: Yep. He actually slept in Eli's chair for the night.

He did?

Hange: Yep. I don't know where he is now but all I know is that I'm ready to beat Legout to death! He ruined my ship!

Which one?

Hange: Aruani you dummy! *takes out sword*

No killing today!

Ying: oh come on!

Not yet anyways... Makeup crew!

Petra: Here!

Oluo: Here!

Gunther: Here!

Prepare Eren, Armin, and Legout for a dance! Scout uniforms required.

Armin: Um Eli... I have a tail now. How can I fit in my uniform?

Magic!

Armin: No magic!

Not actual magic. Editing magic.

Everyone: Oh...

Ying, sit down and enjoy the show.

Ying: Already on it. *eats popcorn*

Petra: Done!

Oluo: Done!

Gunther: Hair done!

Great! ATTENTION!

Everyone but Legout: *salutes*

Legout: What is going on?

JUNIOR CADETS LINE UP!

???: YES SIR! *walks in to the room*

At ease!

Legout: what is going on?

Soldier duties.

Armin: why is there miniature versions of ourselves- Correction. Why are there children dressed as us?

Guys, these are Artie, Eric, and Logan.

All 3: Really.

Double dare time!

All 3: Oh no...

Armin, Eren, Legout... Put these on.

E+A: No! Not these!

Yes those!

Legout: Nice!

I know right! Now I dare your three to... Pomp and Circumstance!

Armin: No!

Yes! Action!

Armin: No!

Ok... Now you can kill Legout Ying.

Ying: *takes out axe* Yes!

Legout: No! *starts to run*

Ying: Get back here!

Good luck Ying!

Armin: can we solve this  demon problem now?

Yes please! Where's that devil when yo need him.

Armin: Laurence?

Yes him! Laurence!

Armin: just text him later.

Alright. Well I hope you've enjoyed this dare! Legout is probably gonna die today.

Hope you've enjoyed this YingJiang5 !

Sorry guys but I had to take this down for a while but its back! Enjoy