Armin: here Michael. *gives bowl of grapes*
Michael: mew! *grabs grape, eats it but makes a sour face and spits it out*
Everyone: *laughs*
I guess Michael wasn't lucky.
Michael: mew.
Legout: can I become a human again?
Armin: nope.
Legout: why not?
Armin: because I said so.
Legout: no fair! *eats grape*
Hange: Michael! Come here kitty!
Michael: mew? *confused*
Hange: I'm gonna put this on for you Michael. *holds up mini ODM gear*
Oh no Hange. You are not showing the nekos how to use ODM gear.
Hange: Too late. They're already flying.
Ace: Mew! *flies past*
Lila: Nya! *flies past*
Cole: ... *chases after them*
Everyone: Hange!
Hange: What?
Historia: they're nekos! Their thing is to be in the ground. Not flying!
Historia's right Hange.
Armin: There is no way Michael is going to fly Hange. No way!
Hange: Please?
Armin: No!
Hange: Great! Thanks!
*Hange grabs Michael and runs off*
Armin: HANGE! *chases after her.*
Oh boy... This is gonna take a while.
*1 hour later*
Lizzy: Armin's still chasing Hange, isn't he?
Armin: HANGE COME BACK HERE!
Hange: NEVER!
... Yep.
Michael: mew.
Huh?
Lizzy: Aww! You look so adorable in uniform. Aw!!!!!!
Aww! So Cute!
Armin: Hange!
Hange: I'm sorry! I had to! But look! He's adorable!
Michael: mew.
Hange: Now I need to show the nekos how to talk.
Ace: Oh we can talk.
Everyone: they can talk!
Lila: We all could talk, right Cole~kun?
Cole: Shush Lila~chan
Ace: But Cole~kun-
Cole: No.
Michael: mew
Why can't Michael talk?
Ace: Michael~kun is too young to talk yet.
Legout: and how old are you?
Ace: I'm 9 months.
Cole: 1 year and 5 months.
Lila: 2 years old
Everyone: oh...
Hange: That makes sense. And you Legout? How old are you?
Legout: old enough to kick your ass up! *pounces on Hange*
Hange: Aw! *grabs Legout*
Legout: grr. I hate being a neko.
*laughs* Oh Legout. Now that you're a neko, its hard to not be intimidated. Oh and Armin.
Armin: Not again.
Dance Talk Dirty to Me.
Armin: *sighs* Why me?
Either that or Jean, Levi, Eren, and Commander Eyebrows join you in singing a sing of my choice.
Armin: Second one please?
Alright. You 5 have to sing Face by Nuest.
Armin: Damn it!
All 3: Armin!
Levi: tch. Where's Erwin?
Erwin: Someone called?
Everyone: Holy crap! Erwin's here!
Erwin: yes?
Sing. *hands microphone* Now.
Erwin: Who are you to boss your commander?
Your administrator. Now sing!
All 5: Can it be another song?
Fine! Erwin out, Connie in.
Connie: yay!
Sing Dream Girl by Shinee
Armin: No!
Too late
Both: *screams* SHINEE!
Armin: ow! My ears!
Lizzy: Sorry. Its just you four really match Shinee's voices.
Couldn't say it better. That's it for today.
Enjoy!
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Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)
De Todohey guys, Hange here and- Step away from my tablet Hange! Hange: Never! Anyways guys, this is going to be the official Aot truth or dare book. any dares or truths for the characters? Comment and it will come true. And Yes Hange, *sigh* I am included...