HOLY CRAP! THIS CAN'T BE!
Everyone: Oh no.
Eren: Go check out your bf Armin.
Armin: Excuse me? Why me?
Jean: Because... You're the only one that can handle her.
Armin: I had my limits you know.
Historia: He has a point you know.
Everyone: Shut up female Armin!
Historia: Hey!
Arty: g- guys. I- I'll d- deal with h- her.
Armin: You sure?
Arty: Y- yeah. O- other Armin is v- visiting Dark so I- I'm the o- only o- option.
Armin: If you say so.
*Arty stands up from table and walks away*
Eren: Good luck. You'll need it.
Armin: She's not that bad.
Everyone: Really?
Reiner: says the one who has a crush on her.
Armin: *blushes* No I do not! I had a crush! Big difference!
Ymir: You're red tomato face says otherwise honey.
Armin: Shut up!
--- My room ---
I can't believe this!Arty: Are you ok Eli?
Ah! Arty! You scared me.
Arty: S- sorry.
Its fine. Look at this!
Arty: The FNAF book is rank #953 in mystery/thriller?
No! Well yes but not that. 1.43K! That's amazing!
Arty: It really is.
Yeah! Wait... You're not stuttering anymore.
Arty: I'm not?
No. You always stutter when you're around people but when we're alone you barely stutter at all.
Arty: R- Really? I wonder-
Marcel: Eli! Can I talk to you for a sec?
Sure! *walks away*
Arty: Is Hange right? Do I really have a crush on Eli?
*Laughs* Marcel you devil! I got you man!
Marcel: Thanks. Gtg.
Ttyl!
Arty: What were you guys talking about?
A little prank. Here. *hands phone*
Arty: What do I do with-
I dare you to prank call Rae, Armin's girlfriend, and pretend that you're drunk and in bed with someone.
Arty: A- are y- you c- crazy! You want other Armin killed!
Nope.
Arty: F- fine! But what about m- my stuttering?
Deal with it. Now do it!
Arty: Fine. *starts dialing*
Forgive us Rae.
Rae: Hello? Who is this?
Arty: Hey sweety? How you been?
Rae: Armin? Where are you?
Arty: I don't know and I don't fucking care. Just here chilling
Rae: Armin! Watch your language! Are you drunk?
Arty: Drunk on you baby. Been so long since I've felt your soft, tasty lips.
*laughs hysterically*
Rae: Armin... Was going on?
Arty: Nothing baby. Just here- *moans*
*tries to hold laughter*
Rae: Armin?
Arty: Just a little slower baby. I want that nice treatment.
Rae: THAT'S IT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! WE'RE DONE! *hangs up*
*laughs hysterically* OMG! ARMIN YOU DEVIL! NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE A GREAT ACTOR!
Arty: She broke up with Armin...
Wait... What?
Arty: I think I caused her to break up with Armin...
Oh my... DARK! WE NEED TO TALK FAST! *runs to Darks place*
Arty: Hold up! I'm coming too!
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Truth Or Dare? An AoT book (Book 1)
De Todohey guys, Hange here and- Step away from my tablet Hange! Hange: Never! Anyways guys, this is going to be the official Aot truth or dare book. any dares or truths for the characters? Comment and it will come true. And Yes Hange, *sigh* I am included...