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*Robert cries as the entire crew wakes up*

Jean: ELI! SHUT THE FUCKING BABY UP! GOD! I COULDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT!

Marco: Calm down Jean. *yawns* go back to sleep.

Jean: NO! I'M GONNA BEAT HER UP! *walks away*

Marco: I tried. *sleeps*

--- Eli's room ---
*Jean kicks Down the door*

Jean: ELI YOU-

*snores*

Jean: she's sleeping... Where's Lizzy!

Lizzy: *snores*

Jean: you got to be kidding me! The Ines who know how to take care of babies are sleeping! What do we do now?

*Armin and Arty enter the room*

Armin: they fell asleep, didn't they?

Arty: yep.

Armin: Diapers now.

Arty: got it.

*Armin starts changing Robert's diaper as Arty passes the objects needed*

Armin: prepare the bottle Arty

Arty: got it. How much?

Armin: 14oz should do it.

Arty: ok. *measures, pours, and shakes bottle with formula*

Armin: shh. There there Robert. *carries Robert*

Arty: *tests bottle* Done. Here you go Armin. *passes bottle*

Armin: *feeds Robert* Rock a by baby, on the tree top-

Jean: shut the hell up now before I kill you.

*Robert stops crying*

Jean: see. It shut up.

Armin: not because you threatened him Jean

Jean: whatever... Hey! I got a dare for you two

Both: oh no.

Jean: I dare you two to take care of Robert while these two wake up

Arty: but its only 9:03 am.

Jean: so?

Armin: fine Jean. We'll do it.

Jean: good. Goodnight. *leaves*

Arty: this is going to be a hard dare, huh?

Armin: yep.

--- Living room: after breakfast ---
Sasha: you make a great father Armin.

Armin: heh, thanks?

*Robert grabs a napkin and puts it in his mouth*

Armin: no. *takes napkin out* That is not food Robert.

Arty: this is food. *passes banana and spoon* eat up!

Historia: its nice of you two to take care of Robert for Eli and Lizzy.

Arty: we had no other choice.

Armin: Jean basically forced us.

Arty: it was a dare.

Mikasa: a good dare.

Connie: woah! Bed hair alert!

Mikasa: shut up Connie.

Legout: morning people.

Everyone: morning Legout.

*Legout serves himself coffee*

Legout: let me guess. Both if them are out? *sips coffee*

Everyone: yep

Legout: thought so. *sits next to Armin*

Robert: *laughs*

Legout: what? Never seen a human with cat ears and a tail? *touches nose*

Robert: *laughs*

Michael: mew. *jumps onto chair.* hello.

Everyone: hello Michael!

Ace: Morning.

Everyone: morning Ace.

Armin: looks like everyone is starting to wake up.

Legout: good, because I have a dare for you Armin.

Armin: another one! OH great!

Legout: sing Darte un beso.

Armin: *sigh* alright. Here, you carry him then.

Legout: alright. *carries Robert*

Yes! That's my jam!

Lizzy: that's a nice way to start your morning.

Armin: oh now you wake up

Yep. I hope you enjoyed this little story. Thank you for 3k once again.

Enjoy!

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