THIS IS NOT HUMERUS

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***DISCLAMER: this is very cringey and I hate it***


Dean was sitting on the couch, arguing with Castiel.

"PUPPIES ARE BETTER THAN KITTENS" he shouted at the angel.

"NO, KITTENS ARE SMALLER, FLUFFIER, AND CUDDLIER. THEY WIN"

"UGH, LET'S JUST ASK OUR BROTHERS THEN."

Dean texted Sam to get in the living room and to bring Gabriel with him.

"Whats with all of the arguing Dean-o?" Gabe questioned.

"Your brother prefers kittens over puppies. Puppies are obviously the better choice, but what do you have to say?"

"Kittens" the archangel replied.

"Um, no. Gabe, puppies are obviously better." Sam replied.

"Moose, your opinion is invalid during this conversation. Go comb your Jesus hair."

This lead to another 15 minutes of arguing between the four beings, until Dean made a rash decision. He jumped atop of his angel and started to tickle him.

"D-DEAN W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING T-TO ME!?

"I won't stop until you finally agree with me." dean said, giggling. 

"THIS IS NOT HUMERUS"

"It really is, though."

The trickster and his Samsquatch left the room, before anything happened. Dean and Cas continued until Castiel could no longer breathe. He was bright red when he looked at dean and said,

"Okay you little bitch, fine. Puppies are better than kittens. But just because i said it, doesn't mean i meant it."

"Thank you" Dean said before leaning down to kiss his angel.

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