Emma's Book Of Randomness

Emma Rewatches Sailor Moon

Emma: *watches Sailor Moon; eats pineapple*

Emma's Brain: Should we really be wasting our time with this, when we could be doing the chores that your mother has repeatin-

Emma's Heart: Shhh, I'm trying to watch the movie.

Emma's Brain: Whatever.

~*Timeskip*~

*Usagi and Mamoru kissing scene*

Emma: OH MY GOD YES! YESSSS!!!

Emma's Heart: It's beautiful...

Emma's Brain: It's not a real kiss... so who cares?

Emma's Heart: I think it's really cute... Think. What would happen if we were really kissing somebody like that?

Emma's Brain: I would be puking and sending negative thoughts into Emma.

Emma's Heart: Fine then. I'll be the one to send her the nice, positive thoughts!

Emma's Brain: You can't do that. Your just a heart. All you send is blood.

Emma's Heart: Then I'll send the blush to her cheeks and make her blush like a bright tomato!

Emma's Brain: *sigh* You are absolutely hopeless...

*kissing scene ends*

Emma: Aww, it's over... Let's rewind and watch it again!

Emma's Brain: NO EMMA THIS IS A BIG MIS-

*kissing scene plays again*

Emma's Brain: This is hopeless. I'm gonna read a book... *walks away*

Emma's Heart: Have fun... *starts melting*

A/N: You know, now that I read this, I have no idea what influenced me to publish this. Welp! Oh well! Here's some regrets! Fun for the whole family!