Wicked: Teen Titans Style

ACT 1, Scene 2, "The Wizard and I"

Rouge -
Many Years I Have Waited
For A Gift Like Yours To Appear
Why, I Predict The Wizard Could Make You His Magic Grand Vizier!

Raven -
The Wizard!?

Rouge -
My Dear, My Dear I'll Write At Once To The Wizard- Tell Him Of You In Advance
With A Talent Like Yours, Dear There Is
A Defin-ish Chance If You Work As You Should
You'll Be Making Good...

Koriand'r -
Now, Madame-

Rouge -
Not now, dear. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!
(Madame Rouge and the students exit.)

Koriand'r -
Something's wrong. I didn't get my way. I need to go lie down!
(exits)

Raven -
Did That Really Just Happen?
Have I Actually Understood?
This Weird Quirk I've Tried To Surpress Or Hide
Is A Talent That Could
Help Me Meet The Wizard
If I Make Good
So I'll Make Good...
when I Meet The Wizard,
Once I Prove My Worth,
And Then I Meet The Wizard,
What I've Waited For Since-since Birth!
And With All His Wizard Wisdom
By My Looks He Won't Be Blinded
Do You Think The Wizard Is Dumb?
Or Like Munchkins, So Small-minded? No!
He'll Say To Me: "I See Who You Truly Are,
A Girl On Whom I Can Rely!"
And That's How We'll Begin
the Wizard And I...
Once I'm With The Wizard,
My Whole Life Will Change
'cuz Once You're With The Wizard
No One Thinks You're Strange
No Father Is Not Proud Of You
No Sister Acts Ashamed
And All Of Noll Has To Love You
When By The Wizard, You're Aclaimed
And This Gift-or This Curse-I Have Inside
Maybe At Last, I'll Know Why
When We Are Hand In Hand-the Wizard And I!
And One Day, He'll Say To Me: "Raven,
A Girl Who Is So Superior,
Shouldn't A Girl Who's So Good Inside
Have A Matching Exterior?
And Since Folks Here To An Obsured Degree
Seem Fixated On Your Verdegris
Would It Be Alright By You
If I De-demonify You?"
And Though Of Course That's Not Important To Me "All Right, Why Not?" I'll Reply
Oh, What A Pair We'll Be The Wizard And I...
Yes, What A Pair We'll Be The Wizard And... Unlimited!
My Future Is Unlimited
And I've Just Had A Vision Almost Like A Prophecy
I Know-it Sounds Truly Crazy
And True, The Vision's Hazy
But I Swear, Some Day There'll Be
A Celebration Throughout Noll
That's All To Do With Me!
And I'll Stand There With The Wizard
Feeling Things I've Never Felt
And Though I'd Never Show It
I'll Be So Happy, I Could Melt!
And So It Will Be
For The Rest Of My Life
And I'll Want Nothing Else Till I Die
Held In Such High Esteem!
When People See Me They Will Scream
For Half Of Noll's Favorite Team:
The Wizard And I!!!