Yuri on Ice FanFic Mafia au

Chapter 5

Phichit

My phone buzzes.

Status update Victor N. just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated

I rub my hands together great another mission. I smile wickedly at myself and rub my hands together before I open my laptop and open to Victor's Facebook page. I scroll all the way to the bottom of his time line.

"Wow he only started Facebook 3 years ago what a late bloomer" I chuckle to myself

Three years ago I hit 1K followers on Instagram. To think that the handsomest badassest man on earth only got facebook 3 years ago... I let out a shriek of laughter.

"Ok lets start the stalking" I exclaim gleefully

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"Phichit...get up... I said get up...Phichit come on... PHICHIT CHULANONT WAKE UP OR ELSE I AM GOING TO DELETE YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT"

My eyes shoot open and I immediately grab the short range pistol under my pillow aiming it at the speaker.

"Wow, wow relax, it's just me," speaks Yuri with his hands up. I groan and flop back down to snuggle under the covers knowing that my precious baby, Instagram, was safe. After all Yuri is too nice to do something so evil. Yuri shakes me

"Seriously Phichit, you don't even have time for breakfast at this rate..."

I shoot up at the mention of breakfast thinking about food. My stomach grumbles.

Yuri laughs

"Good thing I saved you some French toast"

"Just French toast?" I ask giving him puppy eyes

"And some bacon and eggs" he says winking at me, " but you'll have to eat them on the go."

Having motivation (Yuri makes French toast so good that it could legitimately stop a war...no scrap that anything Yuri cooks can stop a murderer even if he had just a scrap of Yuri's food (no pun intended with the scrap)) to pull myself out of bed, I dress myself.

I pick up my school bag and my phone and head to the front door. I meet up with YURI who hands me a plate of food wrapped up. I sling my bag on my shoulder as I bend to put my shoes on tucking my knife into my sock. I take the food from Yuri and happily munch on my homemade breakfast.

I look at my phone to see what I missed in the few hours when I passed out after doing some intense research (a nicer way of putting extreme stalking) on Victor, and see that Victor posted a new tweet.

Now that Japan I am in, you can now call me Sensei

I scroll through the comments most asking him if he used google translate or not because his Japanese grammar is sh*t. I chuckle.

"Hey Yuri?" I ask with my mouth full of half chewed French toast

"Yes"

"Do you think Victor will actually be your coach?" I am greeted by silence, " I mean because yesterday I saw that he had a few drinks"

Yuri is still silent

I fall into silence too seeing how uncomfortable I've made him. As we round the block towards school, we stop at where Yuri ran into Yurio the other day and says in a low voice, " You think I've haven't been going over the encounter I had with Victor over and over? Of course I thought about all the what ifs. But I still have to get up and go to school whether or not he decides to be my coach, so let's not talk about what happened last night..."

"What happened last night?" Asks a loud obnoxious voice behind us. We turn and see Yurio with his leopard print bag in one hand slung over his shoulder. He smirks, "did you finally get a life"

"I already have an interesting awesome filled life, thank you very much" I chirp in response, "but if you need help finding a better one, I can help... I mean I will have to look far, but I'll see what I can find."

He narrows his eyes at me and looks me from head to toe as if analyzing me. I do the same thing. I know who he is he is the undercover worker for the Russian Mafia. The talented 15-year-old who exposed numerous amount of scandals. They say he has pretended to be so many different people for his undercover work no one really knows his true self... maybe he doesn't even know who he is. He opens his mouth and makes another snide comment, " Well sorry your offer sounds tempting but I can't accept help from people inferior to me, it will ruin my reputation." And he flounces into school. Then I notice that my plate is gone, and Yurio has it. I run after him.

"Stop you swindling thief. You have stolen the most valuable thing a man has!"

"What your virginity? Nope sorry not interested, and at your rate I don't think anyone will ever be"

"Heyyyy give me back-!" I bump into Seung Gil Lee who glares dagger at me, and I instantly fall silent under his glare of judgement.

"Thanks for the food" yells Yurio, and I grit my teeth. I turn to look for Yuri, but I see that Victor is with him. Smiling I slip inside school so that I won't bother them.