Yuri on Ice FanFic Mafia au

Chapter 16

Yurio

Victor is pacing the floor. Again and again.

"Hey stop pacing, you'll wear the carpet down!"

Victor stops for 5 sec, but then starts pacing again. I roll my eyes and turn back to Phichit. He of course is still asleep. He needs to be asleep for at least 25 min, 5 seconds and 2, now 1 milliseconds. NEEDS to so that I would have woken up faster than him.

"He's going to be sooooo mad!!!" Groans Victor still pacing.

"I mean of course he'd be. If I were him, and I found out that you kept my best friend under a tranquilizer for 46 hours, oh man you'd be a goner."

"But you have no friends!"

"Hey, I have Plua remember?" Plus jumps up on the couch I'm sitting on. I run my hands absentmindedly.

Victor throws his hand up in the air. "We had that fight already, so just be quiet and let me think about what I'm gonna tell Yuri!"

"So I won!" I whisper to Plua.

"No I didn't say that!" Argues Victor. I just said I need some think time.

" I won the argument!" I sing to Plua.

"Fine, sure what ever floats your boat." Victor harrumphs blowing his bags away from his face flopping on the bed careful to avoid hitting Phichit. Why isn't he that careful when I'm sleeping?! He fiddles with his small hand held gun. He cleans it, rubbing it over the same spot till it looks like he is going wear it down.

I get off of the coach, and waltz up to Victor who is still cleaning away at his gun. He raises his head when I stop right in front of him. I smile innocently, and raise my hand.

Slap

"OWWWW!" Screams Victor," why did you do that Yurio!!!"

"Cause," I smirk, "you were being an idiot."

Victor points the gun at me. Great looks like I'll be out for another hour. At least he stopped worrying about Yuri. At least I don't have to see his face for at least an hour. St least I don't have to see any Victuri moments.

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Yuri

Nervously I press the buzzer. Why would Victor want to talk to me? I didn't see him since Friday at school...

"Yuri?" A voice asks, " come on in, I'm in my room. You know where to go right?"

"Ummhum," I nod, " the one we were in Thursday right?"

"Yep that's the one." I here a click. " I unlocked the door, see you in a bit."

I enter, and walk through the building past the kitchen... is that smoke coming out of the door?! I try to open the door, but it's locked. I bang on the door hoping that it's not Victor who may have tried to cook.

"Don't worry, it's just a cleaning process that the kitchen is programmed to do... Yurio turned it on after I made breakfast this morning." I turn around and there is Victor. He's wearing a large grey sweatshirt with some sort of shirt with a collar and top black skinny jeans. He looks perfect... like gorgeous... like drop dead gorgeous.

"So um," trying to clear my mind so that I could actually think of something else besides how great Victor looks, " is it supposed to be smoking like that?..."

"Ya that's normal. The kitchen is set on fire to kill any thing that may have been accidentally created-"

"On fire..." I choke out

" Ya, don't worry everything already in there is fireproof. Actually Yurio is the one who designed and supervised the building of the kitchen. Ever since I made an colony of bacteria form one large blob form that would come together and act like a savage animal... well let's say Yurio was not a fan... And ever since he's been trying to ban me from the kitchen. But it never works. So instead he built the cleaning system."

I have no idea how to react to this, so I just nod and smile. I knew that he was a mess in the kitchen... but I didn't know he was a complete disaster!

"So," I hesitate not wanting the conversation to go back to the kitchen, "why did you want me to come over? Not to make more brownies I suppose?"

I expect him to laugh, but the smile falls off his face.

"What's wrong?" I ask

"Umm... well... let me just show you..." Victor runs a hand through his hair.

Now I was getting really nervous.

"Ya sure," I follow Victor as he leads me into his bedroom... what could possibly be in his bedroom?

He opens the door for me, and ushers me in. The first thing that I notice is that there is someone lying on the couch. I walk over, and I see Yurio lying there. Drawn on his face is: one black eye, stubble, and a unibrow.

I turn to Victor, "Nice art skills."

He shrugs his shoulders. I continue to look around. The room was surprisingly dark. None on the lights were on, and the curtains were closed. I see a lump on the bed. What's on the bed?... if Yurio is on the coach, probably after being shot, who else could it be?

I slowly creep over to the bed, just in case it could be a colony of bacteria that have decided to come together and move as one being, (one can never know with Victor's cooking) and rip the covers off the bed, just as Victor hits the light switch. I'm blinded for a few seconds, but as soon as my eyes adjust, I see a familiar face.

"Phichit?"

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Hey lovely human beans.

I just called my friends nerds for fangirling over Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them (yes we just watched it)

And then cassleung614 go like "At least I didn't write a YOI fan fic."

Anyways...

See you in 2 days...

Peace out