Yuri on Ice FanFic Mafia au

Chapter 10

Yuri

I look up when I hear voice. I see Victor carrying Yurio in to the kitchen. They are squabbling.

"Hey your cooking could be used as poison," shouts Yurio.

"Well I ate a slice, and so did Yuri, and we're still alive!" Fires back Victor.

Yurio grumbles back a response.

"What's that I couldn't hear you?" Ask Victor with his eyebrows raised.

" I said I should have stayed with Yakov, at least he wouldn't be forcing me to eat unholy food that should never have seen the light of this world." Yuri spits out.

"Hey my cooking isn't that bad," whines Victor.

"Do you hear yourself speak?" scoffs Yurio, "Not bad? You're right its not bad its horrible!"

" Umm..." I interjects, " I made some brownies... would you maybe want some?"

"Sure thing! But only after Yurio eats the cake I made." replies Victor smiling.

"I rather eat what the pig made than what ever monstrosity you created."

Victor ignores Yurio, and grabs the slice that was already set out on the table. Yurio tries to back away, but he's not fast enough. Victor pins Yurio against the wall and pinches his nose. They stay there for five minutes all while I'm still looking bewilderedly at them. Finally Yurio opens his mouth to breath, and that's when Victor takes his chance to shove the cake into Yurio's mouth. Yurio gags, and Victor moves away quickly.

Spitting out the cake Yurio shouts," Quickly give me something that has an actual flavor besides salt!!!" He runs over to the brownies that I made and shoves one into his mouth and groans.

"Ummm... do you like it?... if not than I can just take it home with me so I don't burden you-"

I cut myself off seeing that there only remained 3 brownies left... I see Yurio's face bunched up like a squirrel, covered in chocolate, chewing what looked like five brownies at once.

"Now whose the pig?" Teases Victor as Yurio swallows." Hey save me some!!!" As Yurio reaches for another brownie.

"Shut it in not sharing with anyone let alone you. This is what you get for making me eat that horrid cake." Replies Yurio taking a break from shoving brownies into his mouth.

"Hey come on at least give me the last one!" Victor whines.
Yurio who was reaching for the last one picked it up and handed it to Victor, but instead of actually giving Victor the brownie, he quickly shoves it into his own mouth.

"You're so mean!" Complains Victor, Yurio sticks out a chocolate covered tongue at Victor.

"Don't worry I made a second batch" I laugh. Immediately Yurio and Victor are glaring daggers at one another.

"Lesson number one Yuri," drawls Victor, " Always fight for  what is yours." Victor pulls out a gun. I take a double take it's a short range revolver that has 12 chambers... 12 bullets. My eyes widen and I see Yurio pull out two Wakizashi (A/n 50 cm length small companion sword). I start to feel light headed. I Hate fighting. Hate with a capital H. I never understood what could be worth more than one's life. There is no need to fight over trivial matters.. matters like who gets the next batch of brownies. After all I can just make more. As the timer rings indicating that the brownies are done, Victor and Yurio both tense.

Victor fires.

He misses Yurio by a hair, and Yurio comes charging forward. Victor fires again but Yurio blocks the bullet with his swords. Yurio comes close enough to Victor to try and slash him, but Victor side steps Yurio, and sticks his leg out. Yurio trips, and before he has a chance to readjust his balance, Victor fires a shot, and hits Yurio on his arm.

I gasp expecting to see blood, but instead Yurio staggers a little bit letting out a slurred sentence, " you Baka!" And he falls to the ground. Happily Victor skips, yes skips, over the young Russian's body!

" and that's lesson one Yuri!" He says happily grabbing a brownie and bitting into it. He moans. "Vkusno!"

"Um Victor, if you don't mind me asking... is Yurio ok?" I ask concerned.

"Yep I just shot him with a tranquilizer. He'll probably come to in an hour or two."

I sigh in relief.

"Don't worry about him Yuri, he always gets hit by my bullets, he's used to it at this point." Victor explains.

"This happens on a regular basis?" I ask unbelieving.

"Ya whenever I'm mad at him I just shoot him."

I roll my eyes. Such a typical Mafia thing to do. Find a person annoying? Just shoot them. A totally normal thing to do.

"Anyways Yuri, why don't we move to my room and I'll teach you there." Muses Victor.

"But what about Yurio?" I ask panicking about being in my idol's room all my myself.

"I guess we can bring him if you want to." Victor says scrunching his nose.

"I just don't want to leave him lying on the floor cold and all by himself."

"Oh Yuri you're so kind!!! I love that about you, you know?"

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A/n
normally I wait till I have at least 40 reads on the previous chapter before I post the next chapter (I normally have prewritten at least 2 chapters) but the best thing just happened to me.

For those who don't know, I'm a Canadian competitive figure skater, and also a Skate Canada official. So today I was judging some skaters. And one of these girls comes on in a black dress with mesh on the top, and I think, "ok a simple velvet sweetheart dress with a mesh top, simple but class."

Then guess what her music was!!!! Fudging Eros!!!!! I sat at the judges table hyperventilating!!! And my senior judge is just looking at me like, "are you ok? Are you sane?" And I'm still there bent over the table... anyways it was great

So my day was great! Any also my sister qualified for sort of regionals, so Yay!!!