One-Shots

Math Homework

Mika is in the middle of contemplating on whether she should do her math homework or abandon it and become a homeless cat lady when she suddenly heard the doorbell. Blood rushed through her veins and she was excited to answer the door with no special reason, she just wants to be away even for minute from her problems, math problems.

Her legs are already numb due to hours of just sitting and staring at the blank space, blank answers. However, her burning determination to run away from her studies are far too strong for her to just give up. She was crawling, struggling and no matter what, she just kept going, to answer the door. The numbness gradually faded and she felt it, she finally made it! But her mother answered the goddamn door.

She was speechless, 'indeed, my efforts are not enough', she thought to herself and lit the burning passion in her from achieving her goal. There wasn't any goal... BUT HER EYES BURNED WITH PASSION.（　･'ー･'） +

'This is the time when the hero gets a rival huh', she told herself. That doesn't make any sense and we don't know where the hell did that come from but THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
Mika stood up and hid with the jutsu techniques she learned on YouTube as her mother opens the door.
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Her father who was sitting on the couch saw her with a 50% disppointed and 50% disgust look BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HER. She was ready to toss aside everything even her humanity and dignity as a normal human just to achieve her ULTIMATE GOAL.
(?乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ)
She never wanted anything this so bad. Literally, so bad and non-sense.

Mika crouches and crawls like a true ninja, as her father continue being depressed. She heared a squeal, a laugh and confusion took over her body. She asked herself on what could it be. It was her mother's friend just saying hello together with her son, she overheared their conversation and she was beyond bored. Suddenly, WHY? HOW? The questions that pop-up in her head as she questions the world on why are they so happy talking about diapers and frying pans. ಠ⌣ಠ

(But the fact that she isn't disappointed not even embarrased of how she looks right now makes me worried about her brain, I don't know maybe it's just me?)

Her dad started hearing the laughs too and suddenly a grim and scared expression appeared on his face.
Is the mother demon? Why the heck are they overreacting?

"Hey." her dad quietly called to her.

"Shhh. I'm on a mission. It might cost my life!" Said Mika while still focusing on her jutsu's.
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"Shuddap, ya don't kno anythin. It might cost my laf too. No, IT WILL COST MY LAF." that's how you know it's a big deal when your dad uses the ghetto accent.

She felt the need to help a comrade on his mission too.
"Here, give this to the kid, he's suffering I can tell. He's being tortured right now. It's the least you can do." Mika's dad handed her a biscuit pretending to care about the kid while in reality he's just scared of his wife calling him and making him join into the 'housewife conversation', you know, frying pans and diapers.

"Right..." Mika understood her dad's non-existent care for the boy and was determined to do this one. Last. Mission.

'Be normal, be normal, you're not a couch potato. It's just a kid, you can do it, Mika!' She told herself to be calm but she's doing the opposite, really.

"Hello!" She greeted the boy, and a sudden silence occurred. "Hi. Do you want some? Here." she handed the boy a biscuit. At that moment, her stomach grumbled and all of them stared.

She quickly returned and sat on the ground disappointed, cringing. She knew that if she stayed there any longer the kid would return the biscuits she gave. I swear I wasn't hungry, she cried to herself. It's too late and unecessary to explain herself because the damage has been done.

She kept softly punching the ground while wishing that ground would swallow her whole, (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)
as her father watches her with the same disappointed face. (ㆆ-ㆆ)

Mika realizes that she won the battle but lost the war and for that she needs to pay the consequences, to be punished... death sentence. So she did her math homework.

Many hours are spent for each and every question that might be end up being wrong anyway but Mika felt proud when she finished the half-assed math homework and she decided to take a break and get some coffee...
"FUCK." She mumbled, giving up on her pointless life. (≖͞_≖̥)

And you guessed it. She spilled the coffee on her homework.