the daily struggles of a mother [BTS CRACK FIC]

entry nineteen; U ALREADY KNOW JUANFUCK

we tried being calm but we really knew that was never going to work so brace yourselves

JEON JUNGKOOK AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU, WE MADE YOU FEEL AT HOME WHEN WE FIRST DEBUT WE DIDNT EVEN COMPLAIN WHEN U WERE SUCKING THE FRUIT FLIES USING THE VACCUM WHICH WAS FRICKING LOUD AND THROUGH EACH ERA WE SUPPORT YOU WITH UR COVERS AND SHIT EVEN THOUGH RM AND JINS COVERS ARE BETTER WE DIDNT SAY BC WE WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL I EVEN DONATED MY PRECIOUS LINES TO YOU AND WE DANCED BAD PURPOSLEY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT US MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO AND JOIN GOT7 AND GO BOWLING WITH YUGSHROOM EVERY DAY JUNGSHROOM. IF YOU APOLOGISE SINCERELY AND PROPERLY THEN I MIGHT FORGIVE YOU AND UNLOCK YOHR BEDROOM DOOR

- lotsa love, eomma and appa

damn that essay was nearly as long as we have been mourning harambe
- cup of tae

dicks out for harambe
- agust d

STRIKE THREE AND YOU'RE OUT MIN YOONGI
- more handsome than you since 1992 😘

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this is the best idea we ever came up with

[jinsmochi]