Character Interview

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> You're reading the Character Interviews with @TheDugtrio ^^ How are you all today? It's super cold outside for me *shiver* T^T  Without further ado, Destiny Islands Trio, transform and roll out--I mean assemble and sit in your seats!

Riku: =_= Really? I was woken up for the second time *sighs*

Kairi: Sora and I were training--

Sora: Why is it so dark in here?!?! Are there Heartless lurking around?! *swings keyblade* S-stay back Heartless!! OAO

> Hmm . . . must be the darkness.

Riku: I'm not afraid of the *yawn* darkness =_=

> . . .

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Sora: Can I ask a question?

T: You can't ask a question coming from the questioned to the person who's questioning the questions to the questioned.

Sora: *faints with steam coming out from his ears*

Kairi: This looks more like a torture room to me T.T

T: It's not. help yourself to some coffee on the table!

Kairi: Oh, okay--

T: No.

Kairi: ;-;

T: Commencing the interview, this first question will be for Sora (Who's miraculously awake--totally not because of Donald healing him!). If you could take Riku and Kairi around to see three worlds, which worlds would you want them to see and why?

Sora: I think the first one would be Halloween Town. I really want to see Riku and Kairi in costumes! It'd be great! And plus, I'd show them around Christmas Town and everything else. *grin grin*

T: *cough*#SoraForNiceList2k17*cough*

Sora: What was that?

T: Nothing! Continue.

Sora: Uhh, okay. . . . Next I'd take them to see Port Royal. The ships and canons are intensely awesome!! Battling the Heartless on the ships and firing canons at them was cool too.

T: The curse wasn't T.T

Sora: Stop bringing up negative points to my answer DX Finally I'd take them to Hollow Bastion. Its such a huge area with a lot of cool sights! Then I'd introduce them to Leon, Cloud, Yuffie, Cid and the others~!

T: Sounds great!

Kairi: What about Atlantica? I heard it's a nice place--

Sora: NOOOO--

T: *falls off chair* Kairi!! What darkness has gotten into your mind?!?!

Riku: *knocks her head* 7-7 my darkness meter is off charts. . . .

Kairi: I-I'm sorry okay?! Can we go to the next question please?! D:

Sora: *shivers and hugs himself*

T: That's probably the best option--Correction, it is 0-0 Sora, I have another question for you! Do you want to say anything to Riku to the way he acted in KH1?

Sora: What? Oh . . . Oh . . . ????

Riku: ;-;

Sora: ಠ╭╮ಠ "Hmph, you probably forgot: It never mattered to you how I felt!"

Riku: *sweatdrops* Sora, you know I didn't--

Sora: Namine this, Namine that! Always Namine! ಠ╭╮ಠ

T: T-T Oka--

Sora: *sings* WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUDE?!?! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

T: *whacks him in the head* I regret asking that question! Kairi! Heads up, you got a question!!

Kairi: *takes out her Keyblade* Shoot!!!

T: Why are we yelling?! Anyways, your question is: If you could take a day off with either Sora or Riku, who would you choose and what two things would you two do?

Sora: W-what . . . *sweatdrops and gulps nervously*

Kairi: Oh sheesh, this is a tough decision, but I guess I'll choose Riku--

Sora: NO KAIRI!! IT'S THE DARKNESS!!! IT MUST BE THE DARKNESS!!!

Kairi: Sora, this is supposed to be a friendly hang out! T.T And the two things we would do? Hmm, first we'd make a sand kingdom! We'll make it huge with rooms and everything, right Riku?

Riku: This is supposed to be a day off, not a year off T.T

Kairi: Oh shush >_> The next thing we'd do is try out Liver-Pepper ice cream!

Sora: *grabs her shoulders and shakes her* it's SEA-SALT ICE CREAM, you imbecile!!

Kairi: 0-0

Sora:  S-SORRY, IT WASN'T ME!! I--

Lea: *barges in* I KNEW ROXAS WAS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!! *punches Sora's stomach* SPIT HIM OUT!! DX

Sora: OW!!!

Isa: Who's Roxas T.T

T: Can we not?! *pushes Lea and Isa out*

Lea: HEY I SAW ROXAS' SKATEBOARD IN THERE YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT!!

Isa: WHO IS ROXAS?!

T: WHO AM I?! THE CHARACTER INTERVIEWER, NOT YOU! *locks and barricades the door* Okay, that went well ;-; Next question is for Kairi I guess ; ; Do you see any *cough* Goofy *cough* habits Sora and Riku do? If so, name them!

Sora: K-Kairi wait--

Riku: D-don't do this. That was only one time in the Islands! O-okay maybe seventeen. . . . (that went from 0 to 100 fast)

Kairi: *smirks evilly* If you say so, dearest Interviewer~ Riku has a habit of humming Simple and Clean while training or staring at seashells. He has a voice of a pop star or something XD

Sora: ;-; Why would he be staring at seashells. . . ?

Riku: *blushes in embarrassment* (*squee-*) S-so what if I do?

Kairi: And Sora's always found making weird whale sounds while playing around with his necklace making a duck face ;v;

Sora: K-Kairi!! T/////T

T: So who do you decare the winner of the GHAs, (#GoofyHabitAwards2k17 ;-; ) Kairi?

Kairi: The winner is Sora~! ;w;

Sora: I-I want to leave!!

Kairi: Seriously though, Riku could get some major hits if he sang. TvT

T: Agreed. This last question is for none other than Riku-Miku! Just a random question so answer loosely! What do you want to learn that you think will quickly become a hobby of you--

Riku: Sewing. *stands up and walks out. Smooth move, Riku*

Sora: *already gone*

T: Aw ;-;

Kairi: Well now I've found out that Riku has an interest in sewing! *grin grin* Wait up!! *runs out*

T: No matter how many times I barricade and lock that door ;-; Anyhow, this wraps up the Character Interview ^^ If you ever want any specific character to be interviewed just say so in the comments. Until next Character Interview~

Kairi: *from the lobby--#GETRIDOFTHEMYSTERIOUSCONSTANTLYAPPEARINGLOBBY2K17* I'll buy you a sewing kit for beginners next Christmas!!!

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