Bat boys preferances/headcanons imagines/oneshots

you meet the bat fam

this chapter is going to be a bit different as this one will go in chronological order. If you get confused just message me. 

Dick:

It was a calm quiet day at the mountain and you had the whole place to yourself. If megann and connor decided to limit their sex to both of their rooms that is. Artemis was with wally, kaldur was in atlantis and dick was well you were actually a bit unsure on that one. He had said he was coming over to the mount but he hasn't shown up yet.

"Ari! hey lucky charms i'm here!" Dick called but there was something wrong with his voice it sounded almost nervous. Which was strange for dick cause he was usually compact and cool.

"I'm coming!" you call walking from the hall after putting a sock on megann's room door nob to remind yourself that it was megann's martian mating day which to you sounded very much like an excuse for her and connor to have sex but whatever. The sock was to remind your forgetful self not to go in there.

"hey! what took-" You stopped mid sentence eyes wide and mouth idiotically hanging open as you saw his brothers along with batman and alfred. Jason had his arms crossed looking away but he peered at you out of the corner of his eye, tim smiled at you and the youngest damian was glaring like no tomorrow as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Dick rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Surprise?" Dick said weakly it coming out as more of a question than a statement as he walked up to you hand on the back of his neck.

you shot him a what the hell do you think look.

you raise a brow as the youngest damian cautiously walks forward and seemingly gives you a once over. he was assessing you.

"uh can i help you?" You ask him a bit weirded out by getting checked out by a 16 year old.

"dami it's rude to stare" Dick reminded him.

"tt. grayson she looks just like the other one!" Damian complained. So this was graysons type afterall. The blue eyed one in between had confused Damian.

"o-other one?" You ask startled and immediately glared at dick."what other one?"

"uh thats not he meant! he uh i mean he was talking about uh" Dick stammered before tim stepped in to save him with a sigh.

"what the little demon meant is your dick's type. He recently met starfire a few weeks ago" Tim said.

"oh my god this is hilarious" Jason cackled at dick's kill me now expression.

"Dickiebird has a thing for foreign princess's with red hair and green eyes!" Jason chirped.

"uh well not that that's not attractive-damnit dami stop kicking me!"dick groaned as his brother repeatedly kicked dick in the shin when he said something stupid.

"yeah that covers it" Jason said smirking.