Hey guys megan here and today I'm alone *sad face* anyways I'm going to make Gandalf kiss an eagle.
Gandalf: no
Me: stalker
Gandalf: fine
King of Eagles: *lands* (Eagle speak) Hello my friend. Let's hurry up and get this over with
Gandalf: *kisses him*
Ferin: *Takes pictures of him* this is so funny
Me: *runs away with Ferin because Gandalf runs after us* cya next time people byeeee
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Me: hello gollum
Gollum: where is it?!? PRECIOUS IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT
Me: no it's not here it is *gives him a plastic ring*
Gollum: yay hold on a minute this is not precious *starts to attack her*
Me: *casts spell* AVADA CABRABA
Gollum: *passes out*
Me: that went well. anywho bye bye guys sorry for not being funny but it's 7:58 and I'm about to go to bed so but it's a double update
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Dare The People Of Middle Earth!!!!!!! (ON HOLD)
UmorismoHey everyone Megan here with another book so this book will be about daring the people of middle earth like thorin, kili, fili, and more so if you want to dare people comment or private message me.
