He's Just Not That Into Me

Hospital Gowns and Bare Butts

A/n
First things first! I totally ship Jacksepticeye and Wiishu but I don't know Wiishu's real name nor do I want to spell it wrong (I think it's like Signe or something but I can't even pronounce it soooo). But if you can't tell Jack and Grace are a lot a like and there was some unintentional foreshadowing to this happening that someone pointed out so I decided to go with it!

I wake up and am surrounded by everyone. "Wha-" I sit up in a rush and am overfilled with pain in my side.

"Jack no!" Wade puts a hand on my shoulder pushing me lightly back into a laying position.

"Jack, why?" Grace asks. Her eyes watering.

"What happened? How are we all here safe?" I ask.

"Uh, that's kind of a long story, man," Mark answers.

"I take it that we have time to tell? I'm not going anywhere. I'm guessing Pax is cancelled."

"Yeah we have time to tell it," (y/n) answers.

*Flashback*
*Bob's Pov*
Jack is laying on the ground, blood seeping out of his side. Cops are using their megaphones to talk to us, but the building is too large to hear what they're saying.

Jack winces in pain, "What the fuck are you expecting to get out of this?"

Claire just smirks.

"Probably nothing because she's cra-"

We all cut Grace off, "Grace! Stop saying that!"

"You want her to try and shoot you again?" Mark asks. "I don't think Jack has it in him to jump in front of you again."

Claire laughs. "Mark you are so funny!"

"Just give it up!" I yell. I'm tired of her bullshit, and have been since college. This insane bitch needs to be put in her place. "You aren't fooling anyone! We all know you're just here to use Mark again. You don't love him, you never loved him, you just wanted to be popular! You wanted all eyes on you! And now, you're back again, because he is in you're mind "famous" when really he just likes to make people happy. Why else do you think he would put up with you for so long?"

"Bob, you're really gonna wish you hadn't said that..." Claire says with tears in her eyes. Staring blankly into my soul.

"No, you're going to wish you hadn't come back," I state. I nod and cols tackle her to the ground. The one mistake she made besides opening fire, was not paying attention to anything besides us. That gave the cops time to sneak in. She should have gone closer to the megaphones to hear what they were saying, but she was too occupied with us. She gets put in handcuffs and Jack gets lifted onto a gurney. We get into the ambulance with him besides Grace and Wade. They stay behind to answer any of the questions that the cops may have. We arrive at the hospital and they immediately take him into surgery. We have to sit in the waiting room. An eternity passes before Grace and Wade show up.

"How is he?" She asks.

"Don't know, we're still waitin,." Mark andswers. What doesn't seem like too much longer, the surgeon shows up.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Turk, I just performed surgery on your friend Sean. The bullet did puncture his intestine. Which caused intestinal bacteria to contaminate the peritoneum. Luckily we cleared up the infection before anything severe that would be considered too late to treat happened. You're friend is on his way to his room and should be up within the next hour."

"Are we able to see him?" (Y/n) asks.

"You may head up to his room now."

"Does anyone know if Jack's family is aware if what happened?" Grace wonders.

"I don't have their numbers. I don't think anyone does," Mark says.

"Well tell Jack when he wakes up," Wade adds.

Then we all sit and wait for Jack to wake up.

*End of Flashback*
*Your Pov*
"And now we're here," I say. Then, two doctors come barreling into the room arguing about God knows what.

"Well, I just thought that-" the one wearing blue scrubs gets cut off by the one with a white lab coat.

"Suzan, you have till the count of five to stop talking, or I don't what I'll do."

"You could use the bullet from my wound and jab it up his nose," Jack laughs.

"I like him. Dr. Cox." He extends his hand out to Jack.

"Jack," he replies.

"My name isn't Suzan it's-"

"Mary...what did I say?" Dr. Cox cuts him off again.

"It's J.D..." he mumbles. Dr. Cox shoots and evil glare to him. J.D. looks away.

"Out," Dr. Cox states firmly.

"But-"

Dr. Cox does a loud threatening whistle, "Go!" J.D. scurries out the door.

"You got lucky kid. You did have a pretty great surgeon too."

"See I knew you liked me!" Dr. Turk is standing in the doorway along with a nurse and J.D.

I look to Mark and he just shrugs. Dr. Cox chases them out of the room.

"So do you want to talk to your family? They'll probably see it on the news so we don't want them to worry. We can leave if you want," Grace suggests.

"You can stay. Everyone else I wouldn't mind going outside."

*Grace's Pov*
My face gets hot. I know everyone can see it too.

"We'll leave you two along for a bit." (Y/n) pushes everyone out and closes the door behind them.

I stand silently for a moment. I look around the room. The TV is off, there's around weird painting of and hold wooden house. Almost like the one from Courage the Cowardly Dog. That show was always so fucked up. Honestly, whoever wrote that was on drugs. Not to mention-

"Grace?"

"Huh?" I turn my attention to Jack. I admire his green hair.

"You were spacing way out. You alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just my mind wandering. What about you? Are you okay? I mean, you're the one who got shot not me, even though she was aiming at me and everything, I was totally ready for it too, but then-"

"Grace..."

I stop. "Sorry. I... just..."

"No it's fine.  I ramble through things too I'm fine though. It's just a little pain now."

"Why...why would you do that?"

*Mark's Pov*
"Move over, I wanna hear!" I shove Wade out of the way and press my ear against the door.

"Ow!" He yells.

"Shut up!" I whisper-yell.

I hear mumbles on the other side of the door.

"I'm not worth it, belive me."

*Jack's Pov*
"Don't worry about why. Just know that you're safe."

"But you're not! Look... I know why... I just don't understand why. I like you too, okay? That's no surprise though. You're great. Handsome, funny, obviously overly caring."

"So are you. Grace, think about how many things we have in common. We're both funny,  loud, watch the same shows, like all music, bothcare about the scenery of a game. We both like eachother. Stop trying to understand why, and just accept why."

She comes over and hugs me.

*Mark's Pov*
"I can't hear..." Wade says.

"That's why I should've still been listening! I was better!" I sock him in the arm.

"Ow!"

A/n
Muahahahahha crossover! Do any of you watch the show scrubs? Or have at least seen it. Well then you understand the crossover. Am clever. Much smart. Anywayyyyyys hope you have a nice day. You are doing great at living!