Royal Pain (Guzma X Reader)

Sicko

You walked towards the boss's room. As you walked past him, he shoved you inside, growing impatient. You stumbled more and quickly turned around to try and escape.

He held you back with one hand while the other was behind him, locking the door.
Boss: "Nuh uh uh!" He mocked.

'Oh shit.'

You kept a safe distance away from him as he walked towards a purple chair. You could tell it was trying to be a throne. In all realness though, it was just an old arm chair that was spray-painted purple.

The boss sat down and placed both of his hands on the arms of the chair. He stared down at you like you were some kind of peasant. It angered you.

"L-Let me out! Sicko!" You yelled.

'Nice stutter there, (your name).'

The boss chuckled slightly and said, "haven't heard that one before. Sicko. Kinda like it." He grinned.
"You would." You crossed your arms and looked away.
"Hmph. Liked ya better when my foot was on ya back." He stood up to approach you.

You formed your body into a fighting stance. You took his words as pure fighting words.

He laughed slightly and put his hands up, backing away from you. He said, "Calm down princess. I jus' wanna have a lil chat." His words were sarcastic.

"I'm listening." You said firmly.
Boss: "So, you're livin' in my town ey?"
"I am." You said hesitantly.
"Well, that's a problem. Ya aint apart of team skull. I can't have lil girls livin' in my town that aren't apart of my team. How would ya boy look then?"

You stood there confused. Team skull? What the hell is that? A secret society?

The boss looked at you dumbfounded at your confused expression. He crossed his arms.

Boss: "Don't tell me ya don't know about big bad team skull...do ya even know who I am?"
"Well of course! You're, uh....the boss. The boss of Po Town?"

He stomped up to you and had a pissed off look.

'Ah shit. Oh shit. Oh no.'

He grappled you by your rainjacket collar and pulled your face up to his. Your nose was almost touching his. You tried to break eye contact, but every time you looked away, he would shake you aggressively.

Boss: "Listen here princess, I'm only gonna say this one time. I'm big bad Guzma, the one that beats people down and doesn't let up. Got it?"
"Uh...y-yeah! Sure!" You were terrified now.

He dropped you and you fell on your behind. You tried to get up again but he lightly pushed you back with his dirty tennis shoe. He slouched down to your eye level.

G: "Now, here's what ya options are. Ya either gonna join my team, or....GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TOWN!"

Knowing that your options for living somewhere else in Alola were nonexistent, you had to agree.

"I....I'll join." You said in a defeated voice.

Guzma smirked and stood up straight. He had a smug look of victory plastered on his face. Was this how he got all his grunts to join team skull?

G: "Goooood. Now." He became serious again, "You'll no longer be paying those dumbass grunts for rent. Instead, you'll be paying me, with your service."

'Wait. What is that supposed to mean?"

You were used to expecting the worst out of any situation.

'Please don't be sexual. Please don't be sexual. Please don't-'

G: "You are to report here every...hm what's today?"
"Uh Monday?"
"Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday."
"But-but that only leaves me with-"
"Mondays. Yeah. Is that a problem?" He looked intimidating as he crouched to your eye level once more.
"No no! That works! Usually people hate Monday's and now, I'll be enjoying the day off and-" You found yourself nervously ranting. Guzma put a finger up to your mouth to shush you.
G: "That's enough...grunt." He smirked evilly again and it made you shiver.

'Grunt...oh god. Is this what I'm going to be living for now? To be this sicko's slave?'

"Um...can I just ask one more question?" Guzma had already started to walk back to his throne. He didn't stop whenever you spoke up again. He said, "what" with a huff and his back facing you.
"What exactly am I supposed to be doing as per your services?"
"Heh, you'll find out tomorrow. It'll be your first day on the job. NOW LEAVE!"

You squeaked and jumped at the sudden volume change in his voice. It made him smile, but he wouldn't let you see that. You stumbled to your feet and ran up to the door. It was still locked. You turned around nervously and observed Guzma's infuriated face. You thought you'd seen his pissed off face before, but this was a whole different level of pissed off.

Out of frustration he grabbed an empty beer bottle and threw it at a wall. He yelled, "GO A DIFFERENT WAY!"

You almost pissed yourself when he did that. This guy changed his volume, facial expressions, and body language like a light switch. You yelled back nervously, "I-I don't know another w-way out G-Guzma! I mean Boss!"

He slammed his fists on the arms of the chair and jolted up to stand. He walked towards you, his hands still in fists. He grabbed your wrist tightly and shoved you out of his now unlocked door.

When you turned around to look behind you, he was jokingly waving like a little girl and said, "See ya tomorrow, princess." He followed with a sinister-sounding laugh that was sure to haunt your dreams.

'Like a light switch.'

You made your way to the foyer as you massaged your bruising wrist. Guzma's hands were much bigger than your delicate ones. He could've easily broken your wrist or hand in one tight squeeze. The thought of it made you shudder.

Instead of taking the roof route, you decided to try your luck with the broken chandelier on the stairs route. You tip-toed cautiously and made it to your clearing, which was the downstairs foyer.

Before you left the mansion, you were pulled aside with a hand covering your mouth. You tried to scream, but the hand only pushed down harder.

When you were turned around you saw the male and female grunts that you used to rent from. You sighed from relief and the male removed his hand from your mouth.

"Grunt A and B! You nearly gave me a heart attack! What the hell is wrong with you guys!" You whisper-yelled.
Male(B): "Sorry Mais, we just had to ask ya, did the boss kill ya?"
The female grunt hit the male up the back of his head.
A: "DUMBASS, she's right in front of us!"
B: "Yo! Ow! Oh...yeah. Well what happened?"
A: "Yeah, yo, no one gets to trespass here without getting a beat down."
"Well, I'm not trespassing. I'm apart of team skull now..." you looked down out of shame.

The grunts looked at you with wide eyes. Then they went in to hug you. The sudden action startled you. You weren't used to this kind of affection.

A: "Yo dats great Maisie! I knew he would love ya like we do!"
B: "But A, ya said everyone gets a beat-"
She smacked him again.
A: "Shut it B! Ya ruinin' the moment. Hey, Mais, I'll stop by later and give you some of my old clothes. They should fit ya!"
"Um ok? Thanks!"
A: "Sure! I'll see ya later yo!"
B: "Yeah see ya yo!"
"Bye guys!" 

You ventured out back into the shit-storm and walked back to your house. It was nice that you didn't have to pay the cheap rent anymore now that your funds were nearly out, but would working for team skull pay you enough to get some decent groceries? Oh, and what the hell kind of services does that sicko expect from you anyways?