Royal Pain (Guzma X Reader)

Ultra Sacrafice

You're walking with the boi himself for awhile and you start to realize, what even is my life right now? It seems like only yesterday you were absolutely terrified of this person (shit, it might've even been yesterday. There's no way of telling how much time has passed in ultra space.) Now, you're connecting with a thug?

You feel a sort of attachment towards him for some reason. Was it because he seems as emotionally unstable as you? You have Stockholm syndrome? He's fine as fuck actually? You don't know what it is exactly, but you wished it would fuck off.

G: "Aight." Guzma speaks up after a long silence of walking quietly to the psycho.
"Aight?" You look up at him questionably.
"We are close I think."

Your heart starts to race. Can you and the big idiot actually pull this off? Y'all didn't even find Nebby. Hell! Nebby might be dead and so might Lillie!

You start to fall over from the panic attack, but Guzma catches you.

G: "What the shit, Maisie? You good?"
"I-I don't think we can do this, G."
"What happened to not with that attitude?" He mocked.
"What the hell is our plan anyways?! Are we supposed to just bust up in there and demand a ticket back home?!"
"You got a better plan, princess?"
"...Don't call me that." You get offended.
"Why-"
"Just don't. Ok?"

You proceed to "wing it" and head in the direction of the chaos.

G: "Fuckin' women."

****At the Beam of Chaos****

Lusamine is in the center of the light, laying on a flat platform-like crystal. She is cuddling a jelly beast for some damn reason. There are other ultra beast floating around. Some look like other types of beasts. Some look oddly familiar as well.

Lillie is off to the side struggling within the tentacles of the beast that captured her. She screams out occasionally one word at a time before her mouth is covered by a tentacle. She mostly screams out, "MOM!"

****Back to You and G-Boi****

Guzma and yourself tip toe towards the commotion of beast screams, Lusamine laughs, and Lillie shrieks. Guzma puts his hand to your face to stop you from moving as he pears over the top of a crystal. You freeze as he scans the situation on the other side.

He comes back and kneels down. You do the same to attempt to get eye-level with him.

"So?! What's the sitch?" You whisper-yell.
G: "First of all, never say that again. Second, there's some weird shit goin' on over there, son."
"Like what exactly?"
"Like, I can't even explain it. Just step on my knee and look over for yourself, but for Arceus sake, do not fuckin' yell."
"Fine. Fine. Help me."

You're an extremely awkward person, so a simple task like using Guzma's knee as a stepping stool turned out to NOT be graceful at all. Your balance is shit, so you had to use both of your legs to stand on both of Guzma's knees. To paint the picture a little bit more, your crotch is directly in G's face. You're still struggling to see over the massive crystal. Meanwhile, Guzma is red in the face at the predicament he has put himself in.

Damn. What kind of shit is Lusamine into? And where is Lillie's dad?

You stumble a little as you step off of Guzma's knees, unaware at the awkward position you were just in. (Thank Arceus.) Guzma hides his face as he quickly gets up and scans the surrounding area.

G: "I say we just square up with them."
...
"Are you....are you serious? Are you realllllly serious right now?"
"I mean, yeah? I can take em."
"This is no time for jokes. I say we-," You look around and struggle to pull out a small crystal. "-at least have something to defend ourselves with.
"Awww yeah. That's what I'm talkin' bout. Thinkin' like a real thug now aren't cha? Guess you did learn a thing or two workin' for me." He winks.
"Yeaaaaahh, no. I've been sneaking out and running the streets since I was a kid. Nothing ever happened, but I knew I was always at least a little prepared."
"Damn. I know this is random and shit, but I actually can't wait to get to know the real you outside of this..."
"Um, yeah...sure, but we need to survive and get back to our world first. I think this ultra space air has made you high or something." You said awkwardly.

Guzma shrugs and grabs a slightly larger crystal with a point at the end. He hands you his, since the one you grabbed sucked.

"Ok. Let's go."

Both of you run around the side of the crystal to FINALLY face the psycho and her pets.

"Enough of this, Lusamine! Take us back home!" You demand. Lillie screams, but her voice is muffled by the tentacles.

Lusamine slowly turns her head in your direction. She seems like a shell of the person from the real world. You're unsure if this is a good thing or bad thing just yet.

Lus: "Ah, the rest of our guests have made their way to our tea party, my love." She tickles the ultra beast flirtatiously.

Update: this is a bad thing.

G: "That's not Professor Mohn, Lusamine! They are playing you like a fool! You're mind washed! Snap the fuck out of it already! He's gone! He's fucking gone!"

You look at Guzma, who is unexpectedly upset by the matter.

Lusamine starts to look demonic at this point.

Lus: "How. Dare. You. Fool."

Lusamine lifts her hand and an ultra beast tackles Guzma in the speed of light. His arms and legs are being pulled dangerously too much. You think he's about to be ripped in half.

"STOP!  STOP THIS NOW!" You run over and stab the beast.

Lusamine shrieks and falls to her knees. She blinks and holds her head slightly.

Lus: "what-what is happening? Mohn?"

She blinks suddenly and charges towards you. She removes the diamond shaped pendant from the center of her outfit and goes to stab you. You close your eyes and try to brace yourself, but nothing happens.

You look over at Guzma to see him startled and in pain. You look in front of you to see a small blonde girl frozen and then fall to the ground by your feet.

Lus: "Lillie!!!"

Lusamine snaps out of her possession and goes to cradle her child.

Lus: "What have they made me do? What have I done?" She sobs.

You step back and fall to your knees as you try to process the current events. Guzma comes up and attempts to comfort you with a hand on your shoulder. You remain starring at Lusamine as she sobs and holds her daughters head in her lap.

Lillie begins to speak up, the shard of gold sticking out of her chest.

Lil: "It's-It's ok, mother. You're...free now." She closes her eyes.

You start to feel tears form in your eyes. Afraid to let them go, because that would be confirmation that this really did in fact happen.

Before your first tear falls, a loud roar is heard coming from the distance. Everyone (except Lillie sorry) looks up to see a large bat-like creature glistening above the group. The other ultra beast are long gone. You look up at the magnificent creature and realize that this one is not like the others. This one is...familiar.

"Nebby?" You ask quietly.

It roars and hovers above Lillie's lifeless body. Suddenly, Lillie and the surrounding crystals begin to glow. Everyone watches as Lillie's wound begins to disappear. Lillie's eyes start to flutter open.

Lus: "My baby!" She grabs Lillie out of the air and holds her tightly. You give them a moment before running over for yourself to embrace the girl that saved your life.

"Oh my god, Lillie. Don't ever do that shit again, but thank you." You say into her shoulder.
Lil: "Ok ok! I'm still weak, you guys. Careful with the squeezing."

Guzma stands awkwardly in the background with his hand scratching the back of his neck.

He finally speaks up and says, "So, can we like, get the fuck out of here now?"