You're a decendant of the King of Kalos. You spend most of your days locked in the Parfume Palace where your mother and father demand you carry on like a princess. However, you're a rebel. You don't want to be a princess. You also don't want to marr...
I'm pretty sure everyone knows how the rest of the ultra adventure goes. You, Guzma, Lillie, and crazy bitch hitched a ride on Nebby's back to the "normal" world. Not a single soul tried to find Nigel before the departure.
The arrival was awkward. You didn't know what to say to Guzma and everyone else. You didn't really have a chance to say anything to Lusamine and Lillie anyways. Lusamine immediately left to get Lillie checked out at the hospital. So, it was just you and Guzma...alone...again. You decide to break the silence at the same time he does.
"Um so-" G: "So-" "You go ahead" *awkward laugh* "I guess I'll just...uh see ya around then, Maisie?" He said with uncertainty. "Sure. Sure. Definitely. See you later." "See ya."
You both turned in opposite directions to begin walking off. Guzma turned around quickly and said, "Yo, what is ya name exactly?" "Oh, I mean, it can be anything you want it to be at this point. I have no idea anymore." "I like bad bitch." He winked. "Uh, except that!" "Sexy bitch?" "GUZMA!" "You can't take my name, sorry! Bye, sexy bitch!" He laughed and ran off before you could scold him more. Wait, were you...having an actual interaction with the boi himself? Ew stop.
***2 Months Later***
With all the shit you've been through, you can't really expect things to be all rainbows and butterfrees, right? So, what happened was that you stayed in Alola for awhile, living in Hala's dojo. Professor Kukui opened Alola's first Pokémon league, which brought in many young trainers that needed places to stay. Hala's dojo was getting full, loud, and crammed. You really wanted your own place, but the island had slim pickings for jobs and most places either hired teens or the elderly. Aether was a big hell no when Lillie offered the position before leaving the region with her crazy mother, and Kukui offered a job cleaning up the new league. The only problem was that you didn't want something given to you out of pity. You wanted to work hard and earn something all on your own.
Newsflash, that didn't happen. On one of your walks back from job searching, you heard a slightly familiar voice speak up.
???: "I know that look. Job searching kicking your ass?"
You look over slowly and see Plumeria sitting on a large boulder. This is the bitch that called Nigel to come get you and nearly kill you on several accounts. In a way, Plumeria tried to kill you basically.
"Leave me alone, Plumeria," you said while putting your head back towards the ground and walking off.
She hopped off the boulder and leaned up against it.
P: "Ouch, is that any way to speak to your big sister?" You halt and respond, "Are you kidding me right now? Don't play that sister shit with me. I never wanted to be apart of your fucked up family. I was forced." You walk right up to her and try to stand eye level with her, but she's too tall. "And by the way, even if you were my sister, that's not very sister-like to call my psycho ex over to come get me."
P: "I will admit that was low of me, but they paid me good. Real good. While Guz was acting psycho, I had to front money for food and care items for the grunts. You can at least understand that right?" "I mean yeah, but you could've given me a warning." P: "Yeah? How? You left." "..." P: "Anyways, luckily they paid me enough to get by some after the gang broke up, but I had to get a different income. No one here was going to hire me for obvious reason and you seem to be having the same issues. Am I wrong?" "I doubt anyone recognizes me, but yeah, I can't get a job anywhere." P: "What if I," She twirls a lock of your hair in a judging manner, "had a job for you with great pay, great benefits, and a great boss?" "Uh...what is it..."
Poll Time: The Job I had a hard time deciding on a path you should take. They are all not ideal situations, but I don't like happy-go-lucky stories. Welcome to this Guzma fic 😂 Comment which letter you'd prefer.
A. Drug Dealer B. Stripper C. Boss's Pet (spoiler, its not ya boi)
Also! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT OUR BOI IS FINALLY GOING TO BE IN THE ANIME! I haven't been watching it much, but I do enjoy all the team skull interactions. I love those idiots. Anyways, prayers that the voice actor chosen does our boi justice. Here's a screenshot of the couple seconds of the spoiler clip. Enjoy! 💕
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