Yo waddup n00bs
It's 3:50 my dudes
I am rap god
Don't call me a sprod tho
What is a sprod? I don't know
But an arrow hit my knee so I can't adventure anymo
Tragic story ye I know
Like somebody stealing your sweet roll
Disrespect the law and you disrespect me
Stay out of trouble bc you're a filthy khajit
Pause a moment while I eat 4 raw meats
So I can sneak past this npc
Without getting killed
Buying a house don't have to pay any bills
Bc apparently being strong willed
Is enough to pay the rent
Even though everyone should know full well that you're an assassin
But oh well, it's not like you're wearing the assassins armour at all
Oh wait you are?
And the hired thugs know of this
So why don't the guards notice?
Maybe it's because of the
Arrow to the knee?
Possibly
Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up
;)
