So I just ordered the Hamilton Revolution book off amazon and I went downstairs to ask my dad when it would come and he said
"It says that Hamilton wasn't gay"
Me: "yeah he wasn't he was bisexual"
Dad: "cuz that's a thing1!!1!1"
Me: well he had a sorta boyfriend pretty much boyfriend anyways when is the boo-
Brother: it was 200 years ago he did not have a boyfriend
Me: people could be gay 200 years ago wtf
Brother: do you have proof
Me: idk ask the historians who spend like years researching this shizz but obviously they're wrong!1!11 yes there are letters
Brother: they could've just been really good friends
Me: well they were best friends but then they went all gay on each other so
Dad: they're not gay that's stupid
Me: ooOooOh my dad and brother are scared that a founding father of America was a bisexual??? We're Australian why so homophobic?
Dad: it's disgusting
Me: well one of the founding fathers was a rapist and had a 14 year old sex slave and owned thousands of slaves. Which is more disgusting?
Dad: he wasn't gay
Me: *walks out* HE WAS BISEXUAL
Brother: I'll only believe it if there are dick pics
Me: wtf that sounded wrong but A) it was the 1700's I don't think the term "dick pic" was around. But he did send a letter to John Laurens saying "mind you do justice to the length of my nose and don't forget that I never spared you of pictures" so Laurens saw his dick and if that's not gay enough for you I've memorized like a ton more of their letters"
And I just walked out. Some of that is probably not exactly what I said bc I couldn't remember every bit of it but it was along the lines of what I said. Anyway I found it funny how stupid my family is lol
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