I'm back did anyone miss me ha joke
[in room 171]
From: lee11jihoon22@gmail.com
To: japanfucker69@gmail.com
Re: asshole alert
help pls I have to beat a certain asshole I know and is not very fond of. pls you can't do this to me I will get like a A and that will ruin my perfect A+ streak pls no not today satan
lying flat on his back on his bed, he let out an exasperated sigh as he turned to face the window that outlooked his school.
his roommate this boarding term was wonwoo, (as always) and wonwoo was probably so fed up with him sighing at about a rate of 17 sighs/sec that he was probably about to blow up.
"stop sighing or I swear I'll become a combustible."
"the only firecrackers that go off are the ones in you when you see mingyu."
"that's beside the point."
"you're avoiding the question."
"my point is that how do you expect me to full combo this song if you won't shut up? I failed freedom dive again."
"you suck at cytus just admit it fam. stop making excuses for your shitty ass gameplay."
"I get it, you're an addict."
lee jihoon, although acing his studies, also aced rhythm games. ctyus was like easy shit to him. he also did gaming quite a lot during his breaks, playing league and overwatch.
"I bet if you put the time spent on full comboing songs and pentakilling with katarina into studying I bet your ass you'll be better than him."
that was unfortunately true.
but fortunately for him, kwon soonyoung also spent a fair share of his time gaming. playing the weeb ass japanese games with lolis on the display screen. he was rank 157 in love live, which probably meant, yes, you guessed it, addiction.
lee jihoon will probably never forget the day kwon soonyoung soloed a UR in class.
*lee jihoon and jeon wonwoo both look up like those cliche movie reminiscences*
[about a month ago]
"soonyoung it's gonna be a UR I believe in you."
"that's what you always say, mingyu."
"just press the flipping button, kwon."
"FINE fiNE FINE."
soonyoung had already sold his soul to dia, there was no way he was getting it back.
it was the new year's dia set, soonyoung would even surrender his #1 place in school if only she came home.
fingers hovering above the solo yolo button, he prayed desperately to the rng gods to forgive him for his past sins.
"It's gonna be another rare I can feel it-"
he tapped-
and he waited for the rng gods to deliver his fate to him via the form of a envelope flying out of a box.
once he saw the darker pink envelope with a heart shaped seal on it fly out, he may or may not have died of happiness.
then boom.
new year's dia.
"HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING HOLY SHIT EIXONSWXJOSWJDOIEWJDIOWEDJOIWWDJ."
he reached out, grabbed mingyu by the shoulders, and started to violently shake him.
"LOOK AT MY WIFE"
"WE BOTH KNOW YOU AIN'T STRAIGHT ENOUGH FOR A WIFE"
"OUCH. MY FEELINGS WERE HURT"
[back to the present]
"anyway, how's that jap compo coming along?"
"just shittingly."
[in room 017]
"please help me ask him out."
"not if you don't repeat after me."
"ok bitch. If you're gonna be like that."
"I love dia, she is my one and only goddess she deserves the world my sweet little princess sent down from the anime gods coming into my life in the form of a blessing. incredibly cute and small like lee ji- fuck"
"I love dia, she is my one and only goddess she deserves the world my sweet little princess sent down from the anime gods coming into my life in the form of a blessing. incredibly cute and small like lee ji- fuck" mingyu repeated in a sneering tone.
"fuck outta here mingyu."
"but I repeated what you said"
"go to hell."
