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To: lee11jihoon22@gmail.com
From: japanfucker69@gmail.com
Re: lesson
hi there help me with my jap essay thx
/someone I love very much/
topic^^
thanks
at the other side of the classroom, a boy picked up his phone after it had dinged.
"have customers already?" his friend joked, referring to his japanese program.
"surprisingly, yes."
"top student #1, why would you be suddenly offering your aid to other people?"
"who knows. maybe I decided to become like top student #3 and be helpful, for once. also, this student of mine may be more interesting than you think."
"or you could just continue to be top student #2-" he jerked a thumb towards the other corner of the class," and be an anti social shit."
"why am I friends with you again?"
"because I am kim mingyu."
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"how's your jap compo going along, lee jihoon?"
"don't even remind me, I even signed up for a suspicious program made by some guy online-"
" are you that desperate to maintain your straight As"
"everything I do is to eradicate the bane of my existence, kwon soonyoung. I refuse to be called top student #2 for a second longer. I want the number one spot."
"#edgyteen"
"the real edgy teen is you , jeon wonwoo."
"say, do you like anyone?"
taken aback by the sudden change of topic, he dug deep into his heart. as usual, you can't find anything or anyone in the pitch black hell hole of lee jihoon's love life.
"no. why? do you like someone?"
wonwoo stuttered as he gave his reply.
"o-of co-course not. I am jeon wonwoo, the ice cold prince of this school."
"who the fuck gave you that ridiculous nickname."
"also, for someone who is totally telling the truth, you sure blink your eyes a whole lot."
coughing after being exposed, he covered his face with his hands and let out an exasperated sigh.
"who is it, SPILL."
"kim mingyu." he mumbled.
guffawing, jihoon slammed his hands down on his desk while trying to hold back his laughter.
"a literal ray of sunshine, with a ball of emoness? really?"
"I shouldn't even have brought up the topic."
"ok but his best friend is that asshole?? that beat me by 0.5 points overall the last exam??"
"seriously jihoon are you still salty over that-"
"yes, and I will always be."
"at least you beat jisoo-"
"that's another story."
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From: japanfucker69@gmail.com
To: lee11jihoon22
Re: Compo
Write it yourself lololololol (won't stop the yoosung hype uh, don't stop the yoosung hype)
jihoon threw his phone to the ground in utter frustration. how was he ever going to beat kwon soonyoung at his own game? he knew japanese was his forte, there was no way he could get the dazzling A that he wanted without a proper tutor.
"you could ask the legend27 kwon soonyoung himself, ya know." he recalled what. wonwoo had said after he expressed his japanese woes to him.
he might as well pay satan a visit and ask him to send him to heaven.
"um-no. I'd rather fail subjects than be tutored by him."
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rankings
top student #1: kwon soonyoung, le best boi in de school, le very secretly weeb, speaks japanese like a japanese local, tops school in everything, lee jihoon hates the fact that he does
top student #2: lee jihoon, (A/N:LE BEST BOI, LITERALLY, MY SUNSHINE) good at alot of stuff, japanese is not one of them, hates kwon soonyoung with burning passion after beaten by 0.5 marks, so very salt, so very very salt. le salt is sprinkled. best friends with jeon wonwoo.
top student #3: hong jisoo, literal god, helpful af, will jump into stormy waters to save your drowning ass, also very meme worthy, call him to get your daily dose of quality memes and passing grades
top student #4: kim mingyu, tanned adonis, everyone loves him, hot, hot, hot, hot and hot, also super smart, girlies sorry he's gay af, actually a rainbow. is either hotgyu or memegyu. no in between. also, unhygienic. kwon soonyoung's best friend.
top student #5: jeon wonwoo, emo, emo, emo, emo, round glasses (im weak take me),actually super hot, but also super gay, yikes girlies it's true all the hot ones are either gay or taken. also, nerd. but fucccccc I'm a hoe for round glasses mMzmzmmzmz
