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Alittle Too Smart...

song only because i love it: Postcard-Bridgit Mendler

(doesnt really have anything to do with the chapter)

Maxine Silver

Alittle Too Smart

'Great, okay now everyone tea is ready! curfew is 10pm, set your alarms for 6:30am and be down here for Breakfast at 7.' Simon said happily.

As if he didn't just tell us we had to wake up at S I X T H I R T Y.

Great! because i wake up at FOUR AM every morning for a jog! please note the sarcasm.

The only person i know who would do that is... My teacher. But he eats carrots and porridge together and try's to convince us its good. He could have been a little crazy.

the groans that the crowd of us let out sounded like some weird seal making an "orc" noise.

Oh boy.

we're are just a talented bunch!

Im just so over-whelmed by how talented we are its just- i cant even- omg.

well, anyways.

Like a herd of elephants, we tripped and sprinted over each other towards the dining table.

Another smart thing about us.

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Once we all settled in, there were so many "kids" with this scary "hunting my prey" look. Especially some brunette/blonde.

I think his name was Niall, he was Irish? I didn't really pay attention, as you could probably tell by my very amazing five facts.

But anyways, it was really scary.

so finally we were eating. or whatever you wanna call it.

I would say, stuffing our faces but hey! I wouldn't know..

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'I'm full, thank you so much,' i say politely to the nice ladies in chef hats that are never gonna be fashion.

'Thats alright dear, glad you like it.' she replies grinning.

'Now look at that and tell me you aren't a goodie two shoes,' Louis whispers childishly.

'its called being p o l i t e.' i dead-panned, no being Mr Snark to me Louis

(A:N: i dont know what to write but i have to get 1000 words)

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'Well im off! NIGHT GUISE.' i said doing this weird (some would say cute) little wave and smile with a head tilt.

'NIGHTY NIGHT,' The Crew said doing alittle wave... awe we are just so cute. why did i just say The Crew.

oh and except the sluts. oops, sorry not sorry. #ImJustToCool.

skipping upstairs and into the comfort of the room i quickly changed into a white tank top with baby blue cartoon like waves and some pale blue draw string shorts/boxers.

skipping over to the bathroom a reminder pops up.

Does "i have a tea addiction" sound familiar?

it should, and that means i have to walk downstairs in what I'm wearing and make tea.

now a normal person would either be like "ill just throw on some clothes" or "one night without tea wont hurt" well for me it does, from the age 0.00 seconds-9 years old, i had no trouble sleeping, then something happened when i turned 10 and i would literally toss and turn for half the night.

so mom/mum would say, here have a Milo/hot chocolate. and that helped, until around 12.

then i went back to "square 1" so i tried tea and tada! i don't know what i'll do if tea stops working...

so its either "crap sleep on the first night of my career path" or "tough it up and walk downstairs in PJ's and Ugg Boots".

choosing to toughen up. i mean, my demeanor may be quite "badass" but really, i wear fluffy PJ's and girly friendship bracelets.

Im just really shy and I'm in flipping baby blue PJ's and fluffy slippers. Its embarrassing.

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i wonder if horses dream about carrots and apples...

like we are stereo-typically known to dream of lolly-pops and gum-drops (that sounds dirty). because they're yummy. (dirtier) so if carrots and apples are yummy for horses then the must dream about that.

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oh wait, I'm off topic.

so grabbing my pale blue ugg boots (gotta be fashionable) i quickly "threw" my hair into a messy bun, because that's trendy yo...

sneakily skipping downstairs and slowly peaking out towards the dining table, they were still either talking or eating, only a couple of people had left the table.

slinking into the kitchenette area for us to use, i flicked the jug switch. dammit its loud.

humming some random tune and tapping my fingers impatiently whilst staring at the jug hoping it could possibly hurry up, i didn't notice a figure sneak up behind me.

But when i did, they sure as hell knew it.

'boo!' Louis exclaimed gripping my shoulders,

causing me to spin around and...

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punch him, in the stomach, hard.

'oof.' Louis bent over in pain with this face that was a mix of surprise and agony.

oops.

Maybe all those Self Defence lessons weren't such a great idea,

oh well at least i know if a pedo comes 'round i can leave some damage.

but that isn't really the point or situation is it...

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dedicated to you NiallsSecretBabe bc your kwl. and you added me in your story... and YES I USED BTR NAMES. guilty..

sorry it took so long to write! it took me 4 hours to write this because i started, then i had tea, then i watched who knows how much youtube videos and THEN i remember that my laptop was still on the floor (bc i was watching them off my ipad) so yes. i didnt reach my goal of 1000 words but oh well.

ENJOY NEXT CHAAPTER IN SOME DAYS>>> hopefully bc i have ALOT of horse-riding to do... I HAVE TO RIDE TWO TIMES A DAY. woohoo -_-.

this is getting long.

XOX I LOVE YOU GUIIIISE!

SHAZZY