What Happened Next. . . {"What If" Naruto Fanfiction}

PRANKING RUNS THROUGH THE FAMILY

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

"Aw, did you have to show up?" Naruto whined.

"Our necklaces were heating up so bad it was literally burning us," the redheaded woman replied, lifting out a necklace that was like the First Hokage's, only was burning like fire.

Naruto scoffed. "Well since you're here you can deal with 'em. It's your political stuff anyway."

"Sure, son, sure." Minato looked fairly amused.

"M-Minato? Kushina?" Tsunade and Jiraiya gasped, staring with wide eyes.

"The one and only," Minato grinned. "Oh wait. This'll be fun. 1. . ."

Kushina grinned and continued. "2. . ."

Naruto rolled his eyes, sticking his hands in his pockets as he lazily strode to the door. "3."

Banging, popping, shrieking and yelling was heard distantly and Naruto opened up the door and stuck his head out, yelling:

"UP HERE MIDGETS!"

There was silence before scuffling and then three children tumbled in. The Hokage and his wife swiftly sidestepped out of the chaos. Their son was not so lucky, and was bawled over by the giggling whirlwind of colors.

Sighing, Naruto finally managed to struggle his way to stand up. With the kids clinging to him like monkeys. Literally. The brunette one was sitting on his right arm with her hands on his shoulders for balance. Naruto's arm was curved to support her. The redheaded girl was on his shoulders, her hands on his spiky blonde hair, and the youngest, was hanging like. . . some sort of baby monkey. He had his arms wrapped around Naruto's flak jacket and his legs were curled around his waist.

BOOOM! SPLAT!

Tsunade's eye twitched.

Jiraiya burst out laughing.

Kakashi sighed.

Sasuke hid a chuckle.

Temari and Kankuro grew irk marks.

Naruto smirked.

The whole room was splattered in bright yellow, purple, red, white, blue, pink and green. But the worst damage by far was on Tsunade and her desk. Both were completely bright orange.

(Guess who~)

"Okay kids," Minato clapped his hands once, chuckling, drawing attention. "When did you set them up?" 

"Minato and I put them on top of everyone in the room, but what about you?" Kushina giggled.

Everyone but the pranking family sweatdropped.

"When Hikaru and the girls acted as a distraction, my clone put dozens in Lady Tsunade's desk so it would blow up in her face while I went after Hikaru," Naruto smirked evilly.

"But when did you kids put them up? The room is covered in paint!" Kushina laughed.

"When everyone was occupied arguing with Nii-san!" The girls chirped. 

"We inherited his devious mind, prankster skills and love for pranking," the redhead stated happily.

Minato and Kushina laughed loudly.

"You definitely spent too much time with your brother," Minato grinned. "Okay, you pass. Your teamwork made that lovely prank possible when there were two Sannin and two ANBU in the room. Aiko, Natsumi, your brother tells you about these people every day. So list 'em off kids!"

"Gladly!" the girls giggled. "Preeeeesenting! Temari! Kitty-Kuro! Pervy Sage! Granny Tsunade! Copycat Kakashi! And the one of the people
Nii-san speaks the most about. . . EMO DUCKBUTT!!!"

Naruto, Minato and Kushina burst out laughing.

"You never cease to amaze me, midgets. You've memorized every story I told you, didn't you?" Naruto accused playfully. "Alright then, Temari, Kitty-Kuro, Granny, Pervy Sage, Copycat Kakashi. . . Emo Duckbutt. . ." He let out a short burst of laughter, "meet my midgets, in case you don't know 'em. This is Aiko," he gestured to the brunette, who was swinging her legs happily. 

"Ugh, stop messing with my hair, imouto!" He said impatiently. The redhead upon his neck, who was ruffling her older brother's hair, giggled. 

"That's Natsumi, my other imouto. And my monkey of an otouto, Troublemaker Hikaru." He smiled affectionately at the blonde boy who was hanging on like a baby monkey. He grinned back with a foxy grin that resembled Naruto's strikingly.

"Wha. . .?" Kankuro tilted his head, watching as the blonde attempted to get the kids off him. Attempt being the key word here.

"You switched personality so quickly."

"Mm? Oh that! It was just an act! I knew exactly what to do to make you flip so my siblings could place the paint bombs!" He laughed. "Very amusing to see your reactions."

Everyone's jaw dropped.

"What, did you think I was serious?" Naruto spluttered in disbelief.

"What really happened?" Kakashi asked carefully.

"I was in coma for the past three years. I woke up on my birthday. Turns out my family didn't die after all, and I was in a family of five. Or six now. Aiko here is adopted. I saved her from life on the street."

Aiko, who had gotten down from her perch, blushed and hid shyly behind her older brother.

"And I didn't, or couldn't really, send word because Uzushio was being rebuilt and it's also a really long way away. I could've walked if my siblings weren't placed under my care. They couldn't handle it, they were only ten. So I had to wait until they were Genin. Dad let me choose a mission today, so I chose to deliver scrolls to the Kages about the peace treaty he offered a few days ago." 

Naruto swung Hikaru onto his father's back and adjusted Natsumi.

"I'm getting bored, Daddy," Hikaru whined, playing with his father's forehead protector strings. 

"Well then, we must be off or Arashi will have our heads," Minato grimaced. 

"Oh, my brother is just overprotective and the like," Kushina soothed, swinging Aiko up into a piggyback, as she had wandered over.

"Plus you, my boy, should be getting to Suna," Minato addressed Naruto, setting down his youngest.

"We'll be off home, son. Come back when you finish business in Suna. It's your last stop, I presume?" Kushina raised an eyebrow and Naruto nodded.

"You go first, My Lady," Minato teased.

"Oh why thank you, kind sir," Kushina replied sarcastically.

Laughing, they disappeared in a yellow flash.

Naruto snapped his fingers. "Whelp, Natsumi, Aiko, Hikaru, let's hit the flash! Temari, Kankuro, would you like to join us?" Naruto offered. 

"Yeah, sure."

"Why not?"

"See ya Granny, Pervy Sage, Sasuke, Kakashi-sensei! I'll come visit one day!"

"AND THE BLINDING WHITE FLASH IS OUTTA HERE!" the three kids screamed.

Before the words could be processed they were gone in a blinding flash.

I don't really have anything to say, only I'm sorry if it's too rushed, too bad, too short or anything. I'm busy, but I really wanna complete this story. 

Anyway, please tell me what you think, and if you want me to update a story (doesn't necessarily have to be this one). 

Thank you!

Hayoen