Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover your pillow is covered with hair?
What ought not to be there...
Well ladies and gentlemen, from now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare!
Gentlemen you are about to see something what rose from the dead......
On the top of my head!
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
That's what did the trick, sir.
True, sir, true.
Was it quick, sir?
Did it in a tick, sir
Just like an elixir ought to do!
How about a bottle, Mr?
Only costs a penny, guaranteed!
Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir
Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin' innit?
Soon you'll have to thin it once a week!
Todd- pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
Lovett- are we standing near an open trench?
Must be standing near an open trench..
(pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?)
Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Anything what's slick, sir
Soon sprouts curls.
Buy Pirelli's,
When they see how thick, sir
You can have your pick sir
Of the girls!
How about a bottle missus?
Todd- what is this?
Lovett- what is this?
Todd- smells like piss
Lovett- smells like, ew...
Todd- looks like piss..
Lovett- wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!
Todd- this is piss, piss with ink!
Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir!
Todd-Keep it off your boots, sir. Eats right through!
Yes! Get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it!
Ladies seem to love it!
Lovett- Flies do too
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Sweeney Todd Song Lyrics
RandomA collection of movie version lyrics from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007). I'm doing them all in order. I hope that they're helpful in some way. (PG-13 for language, really. Also some dramatic, violent themes I guess)
